Silly Goose

it's your girl

[Silly Goose @SillyGooseMar]

her to her ex: “You are dead to me.”

her after 6 vodka cranberries: https://t.co/sgGGu7ZjKN

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

im going ghost hunting

[Angantýr @BasedNorthmathr]

Chainmail tucked in the trousers. Could be the move

[francis @gorgeousbrains]

just found out my job doesn’t recognize easter sunday as a holiday, therefore no holiday pay…

[Silly Goose @SillyGooseMar]

@NoahKahan GODLIGHT >>>

[Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @FakePTStats]

76% of PTs realize that the real therapeutic activity was the friends they made along the way.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Silly Goose @SillyGooseMar]

May your heart be as full as your iCloud storage.

[Loudest Woman this Town has Ever Seen 🧡✨ @BandOfTh13ves]

Me, listening to Taylor Swift, every single day for the past 17 years:

[Silly Goose @SillyGooseMar]

@mkopale This is a tragedy unlike any other. My condolences.

[vanderwhat @vanderwhat]

Selling Sunset agents turning up to a broker’s open house at 2pm

[Silly Goose @SillyGooseMar]

"I thought you were over him?"

[Silly Goose @SillyGooseMar]

When you said you were "gonna play it cool tonight" but you're 6 shots, 5 drinks, and 3 bad decisions in...

[Silly Goose @SillyGooseMar]

"When was the last time you woke up feeling well-rested?"

[Silly Goose @SillyGooseMar]

when your ex tries to check-in with you

[Silly Goose @SillyGooseMar]

I was ahead of my time in 2016.

[Silly Goose @SillyGooseMar]

when my fam talks ish about my New Balance sneaks

[Silly Goose @SillyGooseMar]

when your friends won’t take a shot with you

[Silly Goose @SillyGooseMar]

this did not age well

[Silly Goose @SillyGooseMar]

all y'all girls out here looking for a "daddy" when you really need a papa (johns)