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Docile. Sketch Program Producer @TICImprov / run @dirt.comedy he/him

[Humdinger @humdingerau]

Really proud to have helped bring writer/comedian/rascal @ashleycrapap's SCAMP to life! It's an eight episode romp through surprising questions, spontaneous games and just overall pretty scampy behaviour!

Head to Powerd Media to watch the first couple of eps RIGHT NOW!!

[Humdinger @humdingerau]

Studio looking real pretty here. Thanks to @CheetoSantino and @jimmycarr for stopping by!

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

Tilly’s giving the big wet ham a smell check before Honk Dogs tonight.

[Sim @SimCulloch]

Taylor Hawkins is the fellas' Lady Di

[Sim @SimCulloch]

Shop local when ya can

[Honk Dogs @HonkDogsComedy]

WOOF WOOF This Saturday!
Use code ‘HONKDOGGY’ for cheaper tix: https://t.co/n3nPvJ0JXb
9:30pm at @TICImprov
Come get some character comedy into yew

[Sim @SimCulloch]

Bruce Springsteen aka Da Boss's website is a .net, which is some Middle Management In A Springsteen Covers Band shit

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

If you need somewhere to be between 7-8pm tomorrow that’ll let you not think about the election for a hot sec before the meaningful results start coming in, we got this nonsense going on.
https://t.co/LMmaTEYMmu

[Sim @SimCulloch]

I actually love the music of Frenchy

[Sim @SimCulloch]

If you thought Sponcon had to be fucking weird and jarring, you haven't seen FilmInk's front page:

[Sim @SimCulloch]

Probably a good indicator, probably not a struggle!

[Sim @SimCulloch]

“”Feels Bad””

[Chloe Alison Escott @vesselskirt]

everyone, *everyone* knows about the clip of At The Drive-In playing Rolodex Propaganda on Later with Jools Holland in 2000. how could you not. but what if I were to tell you: it was reuploaded in much higher quality about a year ago

https://t.co/KSXzbGrLnn

[Sim @SimCulloch]

pick the tools back up you’ve absolutely skunked it

[Sim @SimCulloch]

In the Christmas morn’ Covid test line, spit-screaming “TIDINGS! TI-DINGS, MATE!” to any and all, as the workers scramble to construct a special little safety tape fence that leads me to the street, like a Christmas Stray stuck in the Good Room of your house

[Sim @SimCulloch]

Got my dream job!!

(Posing for photos as this freak in Times Square)

[Sim @SimCulloch]

@ScottLimbrick Thousands and thousands of clowns doing “the funniest spot in the room” exercise but at mic nights

[Sim @SimCulloch]

Bullshit how in movies kids will sprint off at dusk toward adventure while their Mum hollers “Kevin! The dishes!”, behind them & gives up after only repeating herself twice

I tried that once Mum didn’t “just stop yelling” until my tween ass was sent to bed in full daylight

[Sim @SimCulloch]

I would never advocate for the return to despicable offices, but god I will miss office psychos

[Sim @SimCulloch]

In 2019 I worked with a white dude who called me the n-word at Friday drinks.

Two weeks later he quit, but only cos he got so worked up yelling AT a customer that he ran across the floor to tell his team leader - while eating a muffin. He tripped & they had to call an ambulance