Simao Segunda 🇬🇧🇵🇹🇬🇧

Supporter of women’s rights to single-sex spaces. Pro-Trump Thatcherite. Citizen of the United Kingdom. #IStandWithIsrael

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@fesshole My husband thought I had been cheating
And wouldn’t shut up with his bleating
Now his little lad
Is the son of his dad
I revealed with anonymous tweeting.

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@bphillipsonMP I wonder what it is about you being useless at your job that makes people say you’re useless at your job?

Do everyone a favour and resign. You’re useless.

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@EdwardoBankio @bbcnickrobinson What absolute horseshit.

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If somebody puts the ball through the Iraqi ‘keeper’s legs, would that be a basil nutmeg?

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@tom_watson Oh don’t be such a tedious fucking bore.

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@DamCou That was a stellar game of association football. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

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@GadSaad Nah. He’s not all that. Best, Eusebio, Beckenbauer, Henry, Maldini, Pele all much better.

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@neonsaxon @ArsenalRHB @Arron_banks If you think that’s all that’s wrong with Starmer (which of course is utterly false), then you’ll never engage in the level of reflection that is necessary.

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@TiresiasCyber @Ameer_Kotecha Quite right. Absolutely no need for self-reflection, or a rethink on 30 years of government policy of doing the opposite of what the electorate vote for. Just blame rUsSiA, then wonder why nothing ever improves.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Islam.

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@miroirdufou @jk_rowling You’re so full of shit.

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@narindertweets What are you talking about? He had pathetically simpering media coverage, “haven of stability”, and all that guff. Don’t try and rewrite history just because he turned out be exactly as awful as some of us warned he would be.

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@mshafiquk

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@HumzaYousaf @RupertLowe10 Race baiting grifter says what?

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@ShabanaMahmood Look, whatever the motives were (if there was a motive, it could have just been mental health issues. We probably shouldn’t speculate) the most important thing is not to look back in anger.

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@Macarena_Olona @policiademadrid Tu és cheia de merda.

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@AlexofBrown He heard there were a bunch of suckers, and he got there as quickly as he could.

The irony is Devine.

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@WadePlem Your ragebait game is weak, old man.

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@RealTimVine Me. I thought it was in real time, but replays from behind convinced me it was a dive.

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@TeleFootball @Telegraph @Matt_Law_DT That’s poorly worded. I never knew Tuchel could play right back.

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@GHWTowler @montie He’s been very careful with his wording there. He said something was “not what he was expecting”, but never actually says it happened.

He’s trying to make an inference, as he has no evidence. Mike Reader is not a very intelligent MP.