Capt. Queenan

the corporation’s designated survivor.

[Capt. Queenan @Simba_Corp]

@PancakesOf @HereTreble @CityQueefs @RasalGhulreal @paullayaboi1 @Patman__Jones with JAkey Ferguson in the 13th
@FloppyKnockers with JHerbert in the 11th???
@DarkKnights_Los Drake Maye in the 11th as well
@LosTowelette with Quinshon in the 10th!

Oh wow, almost everyone has a keeper

@LOSCommenter @LoS_Medfield

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We're looking at a keeper class that seems to be RELATIVELY weaker than in years past, but that's mostly due to the fact that the last few years have been absolutely keeper stacked....

@69Chaffed has no keepers from first glance..
@EggsHamos has a Tyler Warren 6th round keep...

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@PancakesOf with a potential Rico Dowdle keep??? 11th rd for him.
@HereTreble has Rhamondre in the 8th or SKATT in the 7th
@CityQueefs May have one in Tuten in the 10th.
@RasalGhulreal easy Javonte smash in the 7th
@paullayaboi1 with Wandale in the 13th??
@Simba_Corp ETN, 7th

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@JagSays @RotoWire @wha1en @JimCoventryNFL @Alan_Seslowsky @jumpsportstalk Congrats beast!!

[Capt. Queenan @Simba_Corp]

@DarkKnights_Los We’re trying to medically transport the satellite manager’s pair of brass balls into the main front office.

[Capt. Queenan @Simba_Corp]

Satellite office taking home a title.

We’re thrilled for them!

[Capt. Queenan @Simba_Corp]

What a season.

#1 in PF, 3rd place finish.

Seasons don’t always end the way you want them to, but after a year in the wilderness, we’re back to top 3 finishes in the LOS.

We have just begun to fight.

EOY press conference premiering with words of wisdom for all…

- CQ

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@FemiAbebefe 👑

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Holy cow

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Drop him!

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

The Los Angeles Jewish community is on edge after the Bondi Beach massacre. And what does this asshole @AsapPuka do? He promises an antisemitic touchdown dance for his Thursday night game. He should apologize or be dropped.

[Capt. Queenan @Simba_Corp]

The press conference has been delayed, as the legal team is still working on verifying the documents it has been sent by a whistleblower within TDK’s organization.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

- CQ

[Capt. Queenan @Simba_Corp]

Something incredibly important and earth shattering has just been handed to me.

This could shake the league to its core and lead to all heck breaking loose.

Our lawyers here are currently verifying the images we’ve received and we will address the LOS nation at 12pm EST.

- CQ

[Capt. Queenan @Simba_Corp]

…It’s likely over. Yet, HoP bought himself a ticket to the dance with his performance last night and will need heroic efforts to beast this matchup. But…. He also has JT and Josh Allen, legit super heroes on his team.

Anything is possible in the L.O.S.

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The TNF breakdown no one asked for but I’m giving it to you anyway because I’m like the only person dishing content these days!

Hamos v. Treble - Bijan was Bijan. Those 29.5 points were big for Treble. Good performance from Chase McLaughlin as well. BUT, I will say…

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Now…

HoP v TDK.

David v Goliath. This is what dreams are made of if you’re a HoP fan. Egbuka and Godwin hit their projections (in aggregate) and now it’s time to go full attack mode… never say die type Shiiiii.

TDK remains in pole position, and if ARSB + Puka hit proj….

[Capt. Queenan @Simba_Corp]

Congratulations to the #1 seed and champion of the 2025 regular season, Pat Man Jones.

We have made the business decision to take the L and sit AJ Brown and Jalen Hurts tonight in preparation for Week 16.

Cheers to all.