cymbaratshe

electrical engineer

[69 @NdiniMavinWcho]

High school was awesome 😅😅😅 ndururani ndidzo dzaidiwa nema baby magood boy were regarded boring😂

[Chócólâté_Pâpî 🍫🌹💜 @CtoBanks]

When her urine sound like tssssssss she's a virgin, but when it goes like sakapatakapatapa apera basa munhu iyeye.. 😂😂😂

[Sylvester Mungombe @TheRegularSly]

So condoms are free on campus but printing isn't ? Is sex more important than my assignment😦🤔

[Swerve Swerve @FlexingMushona]

I might just win the Friendzone of The Decade award. She sent me nudes and asked if I think her boyfriend would like them. 😭😭😭

[Mandla @cymbalux]

nhai chii chiri nane kuita bonyora pane kukecha mahure

[Football_Nerd @odiciousworlds]

CHIZIVISO KUVASIKANA

Musabvuma kunyengwa nevarume masikati. Varume chaivo tinenge tiriku mabasa. Ndatopedza soo

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[sugar💸 @tututullip]

Apart from cheating on your partner, what other plans do you have for this weekend???😂

[Steve 🇿🇼 @SteveZwitter]

If you were @edmnangagwa's advisor today what would you say to him? It seems like his advisors are sleeping on the job. Let's use the hashtag #DearED
#DearED
#DearED
#DearED

[Kwashe💞 @Mami_Kairo]

Government to bring Zupco bread😕

[Go Warriors Go ! @bustoptv]

DO NOT let your qualifications make you think that you're qualified to undermine people.

[Nedo Zw 😆 🤞🏿 @NedoZw]

*My sister stop asking guys what they do for a living, they will lie, just take them to bed and count how many rounds they can go*

1 round – rich guy
2 rounds – doing well in life
3rounds – unemployed
4rounds – dude’s broke as hell 😂 @Chris_Drphil @tinnoh_07 @tudzaa @4our_Zw

[💧Ҝ H Δ L I L💦✨PRΣMIUM🦅IΠT'L✨ @khalil890]

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[Football_Nerd @odiciousworlds]

There is nothing scarier than using the toilet at your crush's place and it refused to flush. You'll just be staring at your shit like " Please go , I am begging you , just go" 😂😂😂😂

[Tudzaa @tudzaa]

Muskana wangu haachada kunditengera airtime nekundipa boyfriend allowance ndakumusiya