Simbarashe Kangara

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@TheAtlantic @vauhinivara This guy read Dambudzo Marechera writings, actually he has Marechera blood flowing thru him. Not everything beyond u, is AI. I am so bhoyikaned by this… ask AI about any new word in this 🤔

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@adv_fulcrum @nokkiegwebu The pastor is asking who is not a thief and accepting these gifts after saying every offering is corrupt. Speaking of hyenas they will describe their kids as goats to eat them peacefully… so yes, who is not corrupt: Amen

[Thabani Mpofu @adv_fulcrum]

A hyena raids the village chicken coop and steals twenty chickens.

On Sunday, the same hyena turns up at church carrying two.

“Pastor, I felt led to support the Lord’s work.”

The pastor smiles.
The elder says, “Amen!”
The treasurer issues a receipt.
Someone calls the hyena a “generous community partner.”

Meanwhile, somewhere in the village, a farmer is still looking for eighteen chickens.

Now, to be fair, those two chickens can do some genuine good. They may feed hungry families. They may support a worthy cause.

But praying over them does not change where they came from.

The offering plate has been turned into a washing machine. But again the question is not whether the church can do good with the hyena’s two chickens.

The question for the church is whether, after enjoying the chicken stew, can it still ask about the the farmer who lost his chickens.

Because the day the hyena discovers that two donated chickens can silence questions about eighteen stolen ones, it has learned a very profitable lesson:

You don’t have to stop raiding the village. You just have to share enough of the loot with those who might speak against you.

So, the donation is not about what the chicken stew can do for the church.

But what chickens stew can do to the church.

Selah 😎

(Shared with permission)

Happy Sabbath.

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@adv_fulcrum Pliz musawedzere kuchema Mukuru Wekupererwa Nemazuva; manje havabve kumariro mukavadaro 😂😂😂

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@EazydaOG @SebataThe @advocatemahere U dispute that Ruto can hve billions from state coffers?

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@Dudula216382 @EazydaOG @advocatemahere How this obvious is being missed baffles mi. Guess it is emotion from mourning their hero. Why would Ruto cry for Chivhayo’s money

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

🔸Zvinzwirei mega.🙌🏽

We need new leaders.🇿🇼

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@adv_fulcrum One short Zacchaeus sat with Jesus having stolen from people: he did not cleanse that by giving Jesus millions but he was moved by the SPIRIT to give to the poor and return 4 fold to those he had stolen from. Next time u sit with a thief, whether he is dying or not read him that

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@MombasaEmir Thats 4 sizes too big for Wicknell

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@nelsonchamisa @nokkiegwebu Pple forget too quickly. Last elections has this late dude’s fingerprints alover. Chamisa the politician has posted this and u want him to play pastor. He says GodIsInIt you complain. Audio yekupaChigumba makanganwa. He is an accomplice to Zim’s suffering, one down aluta continua

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@AnesuMore @nelsonchamisa Clearer than some tatoos splashed about

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@Tinotendai62418 @nelsonchamisa Chivanhu chipi ko kana Chamisa ari sahwira waChivhayo. Chivanhu chinoti sahwira anodii zviya parufu

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@ChiganandaWenyu @nelsonchamisa “When it goeth well with the righteous, the city rejoiceth: And when the wicked perish, there is shouting.”
Proverbs 11:10 KJV
https://t.co/itrR6oEiFK

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@Munya08916567 @advocatemahere u are dwelling on symptoms of national mis-governance. Becoz u are dealing with humans, u don’t reverse this rot in one stroke. U hve no luxury 2 talk filthiness in the midst of poverty. Where was this gvt when it was all pilling up. Create better alternatives to reverse t

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@GabrielaVaLef Yo bestie couldn’t match yo feelings for him. No rule against differing feelings, right?

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@Munya08916567 @advocatemahere Saka mumba mako mukasvipa unodzinga vana? Refuse this affinity for ignorance.

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@Shadaya_Knight I respect u for knowing which gifts to accept. Uri mwana waUriri and must be respected. Here was a payment for wat u write, with no other ulterior motives

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@Jesus_H_Christu @campozshark @advocatemahere Hakuna Jesu akadai, ndiwe waizogumira muguwa usingamuke. Mapotsa ishe u read the full story😂😂😂

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@londongyser @dzimXI @advocatemahere And u sink deeper in yo unhinged ignorance…

[Simbarashe Kangara @SimbarasheKang5]

@advocatemahere Another 1 bites the huruwa.
I await to witness the advocate’s loss on twitter. Yo winning streak yakundibhohwa 😂😂😂
Uyu weMaiden name Manatsa afuchirwa nemhuri