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[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Google has no difference with how the society view men, I'm not even mad

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

There is never a dull moment in Kenya. My President was just chilling & then boom:

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Wasichana wa sherehe wanashangaa why are men not in clubs kumbe tuko kwa nyumba tunapewa story na our chubby yappers

[Have faith🗯 @JuanHeart2016]

Brighton CEO looking at BlueCo doing business with Aston villa these days. 😂😂😂�

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Ndio tumeingia hapa kitale with my team of dancers ahead of linda mwananchi transnzoia.
We entertaining locals as we wait for President Edwin sifuna 😂🔥🤌🏾
#SisiNdioSifuna #WesternNiSifuna

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Losing a girl to another dude doesn’t hurt.

Do you know losing your girl to no one, she leaves you to be alone cause she rather do that than be with you? 😭💔

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

We will never finish them gents, just find 1 and settle down. Maybe 2 or 3 just in case.. but if you going through something maybe 5

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

If you have a problem, then it means it can be solved. If it cannot be solved, then it is not a problem. It is a reality to be accepted.

[Sam @MindOfSamue]

Funniest headline ever 😭

[Reagan's TV @PeterReagan777]

Edwin Sifuna at his Bungoma homestead ahead of tomorrow's Linda Mwananchi Mega Rally.

[Seb Stafford-Bloor @SebSB]

That Jürgen Klopp press conference is what happens when someone knows their worth and understands how much their employer needs them.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Sifuna anataftiwa makosa kila siku, leo naona female mamba anasema alikuja kwa studio zao and he was not by the kind of host he met there, sasa nashangaa makosa ya Sifuna ni gani hapo?

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

It means anapenda boobs. That would earn him my vote straight away.

[Sensei @senseionzaza]

Nilipigiwa simu nikaambiwa niseme reg no na nitokee Alumni Plaza upesi..hapo 6th floor they felt the full wrath of my life giver na hata alikua ameleta her friend for back up...HOD aliuliza nikona miaka ngapi nakujiwa na watu wawili wote lakini units nazo alieka on offer🤣🤣

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Mimi hukua self conscious. I'm against the regime but if those sons of bitches put me on a payroll I'd make videos praising them hadi mdomo inatoa steam. Mshahara ikiingia nalog in Twitter nafungua space nawaambia suck my dick you broke ass niggas, I'm several hundreds up

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Kama uko kwa gutters na unajaribu kupenya that's okay. Lakini kama uko comfortable living hand to mouth, spamming God with prayers hoping utapenya miraculously, aren't you in for a rude shock you stinky boy. 2 broke niggas and 2 broke bitches don't add up to a Kenyan shilling

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[Philosopher @Philosopher254]

Plot twist: the judge would not believe you if you appeared in his court claiming that your gun used in robbery was stolen from your house and you weren't aware it was stolen for all that time....

[kemboi @Cfc_Kemboi]

If Argentina Lifts the trophy that means no world cup medal will enter Emirates.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ Cuti Romero: “Lisandro and me, we were on fire before the game because of what Gary Neville said”.

“In England they love to speak before. We send him a big hug… I hope I’ll not be like him when I retire, I will NOT criticise players”, told @DSports.