Chisimdiri

Me

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Honorable mention.

The South Eastern Patriarch of uprisen olodos.

250KG of visceral fat, 3 gram of brain cells.

The very Ebube Dike of fools whose entire significance is tied to money.

No class. No decorum. No modicum of intellect.

Cha cha cha Olodo upriser kwenu o. 👏

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

This NDC deregistration judgement is coming barely a week after judges received new houses in Abuja.

To whom much is given, much is expected.

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

In this Stupid Old Man’s Head He will be the Only Candidate on the Ballot. Ugly Fucking Fool. Laslas na Beat all man go gather Beat you. Keep pushing Niggas. 🙄🤡🤬

[Emir Sirdam @EmirSirdam]

But you came distant 3rd in the last elections. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Why is Thiefnubu scared of you? 🤨

Nigerians be ready o, las las, e be like na Nepal style we go use chase this criminal family out of power.

[Adetutu Balogun, MBA @Tutsy22]

INEC vigilantes

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

I thought they said nobody died

[Ben the Seer @MikaelCBernard]

In 2003,

Tinubu disqualified all his opponents in the AD gubernatorial primaries, ensuring he emerged unopposed.

He really hates opposition, and would do everything to ensure he emerges unopposed.

Nigerians must not allow this repeat in 2026.

Rise up and fight

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Olodo to Olodo

[Governor Amuneke @KevinblakC]

No sleep for the wicked

[Governor Amuneke @KevinblakC]

Is some part of Africa, everything negative is blamed on foreigners

[ARISE NEWS @ARISEtv]

The Court Ruled That NDC Was Deemed Registered By INEC - Enekweizu

Reading the entire judgment, the court made several consequential orders that effectively treated the NDC as having been registered by INEC from the date we submitted our application. INEC had a legal duty to register us after we met all the requirements, but it refused to do so without any lawful justification. That is what compelled us to go to court.

Ikenna Enekweizu, National Secretary, Nigeria Democratic Congress

[The Spearhead @Spearhead_Af]

Equatorial Guinea's Government Shuffle: Beyond Western Media Headline

If you stumbled across recent western media coverage of a cabinet reshuffle in Equatorial Guinea and you did not read past the headline, you would have come away with a completely different impression of what actually happened.

@Big_Mck explores the disingenuous semantic game that was deployed here, and why Africans must as a matter of survival, always treat western media with extreme caution and suspicion.

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“Nigerians, I Have Started Selling Roasted Corn As Instructed By Remi Tinubu. It Is With This Corn That I Will Pay My Children’s School Fees, Buy Fuel, Pay Rent And Feed My Family. Remi Tinubu, This Is What You Opened Your Mouth To Tell Nigerian Youths. Meanwhile, Your Th!ef Family Is Busy Enjoying Nigeria’s Wealth After Putting Us In This Mess.” ~ Content Creator De Peters Reacts.

[Revolutionary Youth! @torty_mercy]

Dear @SenRemiTinubu, I have started roasted agbado business as instructed by you. I used my certificates to lit up the fire.

Do well to ensure bandits do not attack me on my way to farm, do well to ensure price of transportation doesn’t run me out of business. Lastly, while you and governor’s wives cruise in the exotic cars you shared, please stop by and buy my corn.

[Adetutu Balogun, MBA @Tutsy22]

How’s Tinubu the president?

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

That YCEE interview just opened the olodo portal.

[Son Of Ayo @TheAjakeManger]

And they did not eat Akara and kuli-kuli for refreshments

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

Nigerians in 2026: "We are hungry"

Dr: "You were hungry in 12 BC"

Me: Exactly what then did the President come to do in 2023? Grow foreign reserves?

[Engr. Walexzy @MrWalexzy]

They keep using the buzz words "HARD REFORM" to deceive Nigerians into accepting their failure.

Useless bastards.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Hardship under GEJ - Failure.

Hardship under BAT - Reforms.