Tyler King

TTRPG Enthusiast. Dispenser of Questionable Advice.

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@MyNameIsGaron @FoxtrotFallout does some really great work.

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@ShanesworldsTTV @xXAutumnIvyXx Right? The fucking CONFIDENCE.

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@Aoife_Bee_ Ask where he's going. Starting with new doctors/dentists is a pain in the ass.

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@Sungrowler The first words out of my mouth upon being served this: "I don't think we survived that bus crash, coach."

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@clmullins_art @GailSimone Weapon Plus didn't cover dental, and he didn't want to pya out of pocket for it.

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@Clearly_Golden My coworker came back from lunch yesterday to relive me and she said "Ugh, I ate so many dumps." It was so off-putting to hear as I was leaving for lunch...

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@annarexxibackup It would have taken way fewer tweets if you'd just said "I'm insecure and demand other people be insecure, too"

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@VividVivka I think it was your deer cosplay on tiktok, then I found out we have several IRL mutuals.

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@MyNameIsGaron Don't fuck the popcorn bucket.

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@Clearly_Golden The fact that you've got 4 people playing on a tiny, wildly uneven surface is giving me so much anxiety.

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@KrissyInColor @thecandacemarie Because a lot of men don't want to acknowledge the fact that a woman can be happy without a man. It's pretty gross.

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@MyNameIsGaron I hear the death animation just hijacks your screen and makes you watch the entirety of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull before you can restart.

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@bigtitsbeck That doesn't sound right, but I'm not a Sherlockologist, so I'm going to take your word for it.

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@Uber_Support Yes, you keep telling me to contact the restaurant, despite me telling you several times that my issue with the restaurant has been resolved. My current problem is that your rep, at Ubereats, hung up on me when I asked if I could provide feedback on the service she provided.

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@UberEats you have the most useless customer service reps. When I asked if there was a survey or a way to provide feedback for my call, I was hung up on.

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@OhThatLily Has it really only been 20 years?

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@GuntherEagleman He should have complied.

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@BillRoper You play bass, right?