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Curiosity killed the cat, but the hook brings it back.

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@mjc_cook Kept waiting on "this is nephew Tommy!"

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@DogWalkBarstool @barstoolWSD @BarstoolChief @KaticMichael @DanteTheDon @EddieBarstool Stifler's mom at 1(1) is like drafting Bill Russell in an all-time draft.

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@wydsilent Steve Novak.

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@SmokeyLowdown 5 years? Man I gotta go lay down.

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@Snapback_Trivia Lotta shame in that room.. Should be at least

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@NUCLRGOLF 2 iron choked down til I have one finger on the metal, half swing.

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@Cackalacman @kegthecaddie Spit on the green and scrub lightly.

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@NUCLRGOLF Rather earn a par than be given a birdie. Plus it's for money so you'll argue over one eventually. Putt em all.

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@DonnyRoss1872 I like drawing my snowmen. He gets a pipe if it was earned.

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@_raymondwill Gonna get torched for this but I just shot the best 9 holes of the year with Amazon balls.

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@ryanmouquegolf Would've flopped it and two-putted a six footer but maybe that's just me.

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@StoryWarz @Shanemgillis @natebargatze @realaaronweber @gasdigital @bigjayoakerson @luisjgomez @zaniesnashville More pumped for this than the roast. Great panel.

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@anactualwalnut He's the biggest selling comic on the planet right now. You're not exactly out on a limb here.

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@FlaggMavs

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@Asuka2026_ @BBGreatMoments .800 slapping it down third base line lmao

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@brgridiron @SInow There goes all that state tax money he saved.

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@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @J_OuthouseJr4 Think he says "Shitter's full" after a big meal?

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@Crushers_GC @brysondech "Awww, come on byke" as it sails over the green.

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@TourSwingsTommy Like clockwork.