Simon Allsopp

I'm nothing special.

Deep down I'm shallow.

[Simon Allsopp @SimonAllsopp2]

#Vodafone
You guys really need to get a statement out. The silence is destroying any confidence we have in your ability to get this fixed.

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@DTGBoardgames

Catan console completely broken tonight. Keeps adding me as ”Player 1” then "disconnected by server logic"

Can you fix it please? Plus, it's been two years. Fix the stars system or scrap it.

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@MarvelStudios Should that fist be more orange, assuming it's Trump?

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@BrewDog You know what, me too!

[Simon Allsopp @SimonAllsopp2]

@StephenKing You mean Trump had it to lose in the first place!?

[Simon Allsopp @SimonAllsopp2]

@ElaineWITV My daughter was there. I was right outside when the bomb went off. It was real FFS

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@OWS1892 The only people that this really affects are the parents who will notice the financial difference, and aren't as rich as some of the other parents. My heart bleeds.

[David McGill @McGiII]

Screenshots of my discussion with @SamsungUK who acknowledged my monitor is faulty but refused to book a repair or replacement despite being under warranty.

[Simon Allsopp @SimonAllsopp2]

If I won my Octoplus-one world be Kate Brice because she's my partner, she had a crap year, she works harder than anyone I know and she's awesome. We'd have the best time ever at Glastonbury and I just want to see her happy!

@OctopusEnergy #OctoPlusOne

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@InfoSecGreyBrd @DTGBoardgames Trading is just awful. Nothing like what happens around the table in a real board game. Also, ditch the stars, they don't do anything. And ditch combine option. It shouldn't even be a consideration. You can build, and trade in your go as much as you want in any order.

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@InfoSecGreyBrd @DTGBoardgames I've been dating exactly the same for over a year now. The 15 year old Xbox version was perfect. Catan Universe is better than Catan Console. It's buggy as hell, unclear as to what is happening, and it's just graphics over playability.

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@thatwafflegame Did you not check today's deluxe for swearing!!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Simon Allsopp @SimonAllsopp2]

@SarahMillican75 Due to the weather it's looking like there's no way I'm gonna make it. Absolutely gutted 😕

[Simon Allsopp @SimonAllsopp2]

@DTGBoardgames And what is the logic behind the timers? The game needs them, but so many?

Fix the core game. It's meant to be fun, not like I'm fighting it to make it work.

[Simon Allsopp @SimonAllsopp2]

@DTGBoardgames Still have to select the resource you're swapping with on a port trade BEFORE selecting the resource you want.

Board still obscuring dice.
Still cannot get a decent angle or rotate the board. Board colours look washed out. Still cannot see how many pieces you have left to play

[Simon Allsopp @SimonAllsopp2]

@DTGBoardgames Games been out a year now.

Still needs a complete overhaul.

Sometimes time outs don't do anything and the game gets stuck.

Also, what is the deal with the stars? Won tonnes of games but impossible to get more than two.

Still cannot see board during trades.

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@JohnLewisRetail Spent the whole advert thinking that Snapper was going to attack somebody, and came away very confused.

That’s just a bad advert.

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@VodafoneUK #TeamFold
It's all about the screen size!

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@DTGBoardgames Also a notification when it's your turn.

Also classic board theme. Apparently it was quite popular using a flat board with visible dice.

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@DTGBoardgames Are these the updates that nobody asked for?

Improve the trade screen so you can see what counter offers are being made in real time. Just because I've rejected a trade doesn't mean I don't want to see what's being negotiated. You know like in the real game