Beyond Backstage

I toured for 20 years with just about every A list artist you could think of. I’m here to tell my stories from Backstage and Beyond

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Mom was so proud…. 😝

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@rascalflatts @blakeshelton We gave Kelsi ballerini one heck of a going away party when she left the tour!!!!

(I was tinkerbell)

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@Galsen_24 I’m dead 😂 ☠️

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@j_fishback Now, off to the real work. You need to start making as many babies as possible.

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@tracybeanz @marcel_aromeh Unfortunately there are many such examples…

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@f_pitt2000 @TulsiGabbard @roadwarriorBob @ODNIgov

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@CommodoreBlog 💯

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@tsidpod What is the viability of a write in presidency?

Could we pull something that maniacal off?

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@tracybeanz Young women have been woefully uneducated as to the nuances of the cycles they will experience throughout their lives.

We have done a great disservice by our failure to learn and teach these things.

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@MisyDP Boss level dad-ing, right here.

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@AndrewSD1990 @TimothyVay1972 No one is legally bound to their girlfriend.

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My wife and I did the same thing prior to our nuptials. God put it on our hearts to abstain until married. We had no plans for a ceremony at the time. We knew we would get married. We didn’t know when. Yet we still abstained. About two and a half years later we had the service.

I had no idea how much of a level up it would be for our relationship in general and specifically for our sex life.
It introduced a passion that has never abated and showed clearly that sex wasn’t a deciding factor for our love. It’s a bonus all around.

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@JesusSavesUs777 I would say, yes. But only under certain conditions.

Specifically, both participants must have been widowed.
That way there is no expectation of virginity for/from either party.

But this is primarily conjecture.

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@shipwreckshow “Eat a dick. Eat a bag of em”

😂

You’re my fuggin hero.

😂

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THIS⬆️⬆️

As a person that retired young from a very lucrative career in the entertainment industry, I can verify notion that “just relaxing” becomes Its own form of psychosis, when that’s all you have to do.

Definitely find a passion that brings meaning to you and pour yourself into it. Otherwise, the boredom becomes all consuming.

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@tracybeanz “Whether you think you are a success,
Or whether you think you are a failure,
You’re right!”

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@uncledoomer I feel either seen or doxxed, and I can’t figure out which.

😂

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@HarmlessYardDog @grok “Hunters of the shadows is RISING!!!!” 🎶
“Immortal!!!!” 🎶

🤘

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@TCNetwork They believe Christ was a man and they teach that the resurrection was a hoax.

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@BigPapa657 Almost… 😉

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All it takes is one taste…

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@tracybeanz