Simon Blake

Broadcast Engineer @Global. I keep Hearts pumping - but, no, I'm not a surgeon!. In my spare time, I present and produce programmes on Radio Winchcombe.

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@MikeHughes_ @global Legend.

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@BenKentish But, since the whole point of this office is that he can't be an MP while holding it, he now has to resign - again!

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@timpage001 Making a laughing stock of British democracy. And Binface is supposed to be the comedian.

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@MarkWallaceGlos It should be illegal but apparently it isn't. And presumably there's no mechanism for charging the cost to Farage.

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@john_chelt But Scott didn't have the option of starting a war ...

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@gridcustomersuk Morning! We've just had a brief (5 minutes or thereabouts) power cut in GL2, which I couldn't find on your map. Seems stable now, though.

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@MikeHughes_ A much improved team, I thought.

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Hey, @O2 how long does it take to port a number from Vodafone. I've been waiting since Thursday for this.

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@BenKentish Fine them into oblivion and then nationalise the carcasses to rescue them.

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@charlesarthur Roughly what they pay Farage each month?

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@RadioKate Good luck! When I had an MRI, they gave me some headphones so I "could hear what they said". I couldn't make out a word over the noise of the machine.

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@BBCGlos 29 September, surely?

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@Kerijonesradio Is that the one where trains have HDMI plugs and 5V USB power suitable for Raspberry Pis hidden under the floor?

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@johnstratford Ah, I see! In that case ... well, yes.

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@johnstratford Yes, but not the first female head of government in the *UK*, surely. Unless we forget Margaret Thatcher, Theresa May and (gulp!) Liz Truss.

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@carolvorders @SkyNews @SophyRidgeSky I had to hunt it down earlier, and found its frequency on the Astra satellite has just changed. Suggest a re-scan and then look for *another* Sky News.

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@_JessicaDavies And in cognitive decline, too. Not to mention a convicted felon.

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@simonhardwick I occasionally cook smoked haddock in mine for breakfast. A dob or two of butter, pepper ground on top and heat on full power for 10 minutes - just delicious.