Simon turner

professional lager drinker 🍺 , Stockport county fan , lover of heavy metal 🎸

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@Suzierizzo1 There Australian 🤷

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@jameshjourno Boy !! 16 !! Makes him sound so innocent !! These kids are a menace and need a taste of tough justice!!

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@StockportCounty Well deserved 👏 the pitch has looked outstanding all season 🔥

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@thisisbask @TheLathums Got on ok !! Then selected 2 tickets clicked on buy 😁 sorry tickets are unavailable 🤔

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@carbdiem Not really ! I think people buy into consumerism and the dream! enjoy the small things xx

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@footballtweet He's everything that is wrong in football!!

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@clare_jeffs He's far too much of an intelligent footballer unfortunately for most of our boys !!

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@alexarmstrong No she isn't! But neither is Michael McIntyre!! humour is as diverse as music in my opinion 🤷

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@ravc74 @MENnewsdesk Chicken tikka mayo on a white bap no salad ! layered with Seabrook's prawn cocktail crisps 👌😊

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@scfcryvn Agree !! Boring 😴

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@Keir_Starmer Inform me and everyone else in how you have changed the labour party? !! Your just another beige career politician with no views or opinions trying to appease the majority conservative in disguise 🥸

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@Tails3107 Oooh get you 🤣🤣🤣

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@heidisaint I went watching blossoms at the Stockport plaza , and the guy sat in front of me watched snooker all the way through 😂🤣🤣

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@MichaelTakeMP Did love make him do his fake embarrassing crying episode as well 🤣🤣

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@_SByrne We've had this ref before @ ep and he was shit then at least he is consistent!! Bonkers decision though

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@_SByrne @StockportCounty @EFL @academyavfc @johntownley11 Well deserved!! This lad is magic ✨

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@ShiiineOn_ @jamesstarsailor Amazing album!! Not a bad track ❤️

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@_SByrne Agreed sarc has been another level my mom today !

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@footballtweet Andrew cole