Simon in San Diego

Geordie living in San Diego, California. #nufc fan, repping the @SanDiegoMags since 2009.

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

Season predictions:

We finish 9-14th 🤷‍♂️

Them down the road finish below us.

Carrick first manager sacked.

Heart says Arsenal don’t repeat, but heads beginning to think they will.

Three up are the three down.

I’ll probably get slated on these. 🤣

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

One of the funniest things I’ve seen on a football pitch

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

Weren’t we linked with him a lot one summer?

[West Bromwich Albion @WBA]

Wishing you all the very best in your retirement, Saido! 💙🤍

[San Diego Mags @SanDiegoMags]

USA and the west coast especially getting screwed with this fixture again

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

@ShellNUFC2006 Nope

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

Anyone else having @X start following people for you?

I’m seeing list of spam accounts on my timeline, and I’m following them, even tho I’ve never chosen to do so.

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

@CharIieBennett I think if they’re available and fit the system yes.

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

@thejoesumner It’s the side angle that gets me, clearing kicked in the back foot he’s about to stand on and goes over. How have they looked at that and went nah.

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

Still not sure how Barnes through on goal, getting his foot kicked from under him isn’t a penalty.

How VAR looks at that side angle of him getting kicked and says nah that’s ok is beyond me.

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

Pardo is not a 9

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

@bignigesafc @swinburne_mark And it doesn’t have a children’s hospital so I’d say 99% of people “from” Washington are born in either Gateshead or Sunderland.

Personally never felt any connection to Sunderland.

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

Started with @hulu 3-4 years ago at $80, just got an email telling me my package is going up to $110.

Time at the very least to look at what other options are out there.

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

Just discovered that Uno was invented in Ohio and I’m shook. 🤯

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

What’s with the bananas 🍌?

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

Brilliant this, give it a watch.

“Why the hell am I doing this?!?” (Stephen Ireland) https://t.co/bKEoUH6tUy via @YouTube

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

The weather is distinctly Tynesideish today ☔️

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

There’s no way city’s cheating ends in 2018 is there?

I could believe it ended by say 2020-21 as they were established and Pep etc.

It’s the Lance Armstrong defense now isn’t it.

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

What a goal from Brighton in the 92nd minute. #SUNBRI

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

@Selene_Mariposa A resort fee is the weirdest thing in the fucking world. I’m already paying to stay at the hotel the pool should come with it.

[Simon in San Diego @SimonInSD]

Introduced the kids to Back to the Future for family movie night, and clocked Huey Lewis in an uncredited part. Never realized he had a cameo in the movie.🍿 🎥 #MovieNight #BackToTheFuture #PowerOfLove #outatime

[Scotty @arghkid]

That Gazza goal vs Scotland is now further from today than Geoff Hurst’s World Cup winner was from Euro 96.

Yes. You're old.