Simon Rose 🇺🇦

Wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller… 25+ years on-air in commercial radio, programming, music scheduling, and VO. Demos

[Simon Rose 🇺🇦 @SimonOnAir]

Hey! I’m at the other place now. Same handle.

[Simon Rose 🇺🇦 @SimonOnAir]

‘Low confidence’. You’re not kidding, it was my local @AudiUK dealer calling to tell me my my car was ready to collect. Sounds more like a convo between two mob bosses.

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At this point the jokes are, literally, writing themselves. https://t.co/IL4vlfHera

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Caroline told me not to put a hot teabag in the bin as it'll make the bin sweat. Is that actually a thing?

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Hope that’s full of cold beer! 😎🍺

[Simon Rose 🇺🇦 @SimonOnAir]

Well! Here's a really handy little plugin in Pro Tools should you have trouble getting hold of a clean version of a song. Just found it by accident! 🎵🎶🤭 #Geek

[Simon Rose 🇺🇦 @SimonOnAir]

@joycie01 Not good!

[Simon Rose 🇺🇦 @SimonOnAir]

Don’t manage to catch #Eurovisión2026 last night. How did it go?

[Simon Rose 🇺🇦 @SimonOnAir]

Please can someone explain how the hell Mick Jagger can bang out a vocal performance like this in his 80s? https://t.co/39loxa7FLL

[Simon Rose 🇺🇦 @SimonOnAir]

You know you're getting old when the bowls club are on to you...

[Simon Rose 🇺🇦 @SimonOnAir]

PS. Clearly the JD visit was a roaring success.

[Simon Rose 🇺🇦 @SimonOnAir]

https://t.co/FXvKW6mXsF I try and avoid political stuff here. Weird right? But can I just post this emoji 🎉

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Seriously? We’re less than 3 hours into a new tax year. It’s 2:52 am. 😂

[Simon Rose 🇺🇦 @SimonOnAir]

I have seriously wasted a lot of my life here.

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Hey ⁦@Daily_Express⁩! What you have there is a picture of 3 cars pulling into a petrol station. I just filled up. There was me, a bloke in an old Corsa putting air in his tyres and a woman buying a cream egg. No Pulitzer for this one. 😂😂😂 https://t.co/U1vn9YZBqO

[Simon Rose 🇺🇦 @SimonOnAir]

Yessss…

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🎉🎉🎉🎉 Well deserved… https://t.co/A0TOvpgUDV

[Simon Rose 🇺🇦 @SimonOnAir]

U2 go full circle. The lyrics don’t hold back and the tune is a kick in the nuts. Genius! https://t.co/kxj3k3uLes via @YouTube

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There’s nothing Harvey loves more than a morning cuddle. You can tell, right? 🙀

[Simon Rose 🇺🇦 @SimonOnAir]

@GrannyHanney Very good!!!

[Simon Rose 🇺🇦 @SimonOnAir]

Some time ago, I posted about how every radio studio I have ever been in always has a toilet roll in it. Found an old bit of video today. Can you spot it? 🧻

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@ianbrannan So true!!