Simon Foster

He stated that the song 'is more about not giving a f*** than about Oxford commas.'

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@hakinashee7 @Keir_Starmer @jonasgahrstore Oh bore off

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@MeganBitchell Hey man wth!?

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@wesleyadams99 @England I get that JULY FIFTH is more efficient than FIFTH OF JULY as spoken, but clearly one is good English and one is an abhorrent use of syntax.

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If only Ant and Dec had started the sequence with Seaman instead of Neville, they'd have invented playing out from the back 15 years before Pep did it @FootballCliches

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@parmy_82 @robertreid_ @AOC You're on your own

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@guestybenJR @The_Forty_Four Yeah thanks

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@FootballCliches Adam, bud, it's all you

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@CNBCtech

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@NealFejedelem @Dominik305FGC @SkylineReport @GrantG90545721 That's all bollocks. Being charitable, Bezos works what, 60, 70 hours a week? Why is he being paid thousands of times the average salary? How much labour can Bezos possibly be doing personally to warrant that wealth? Obviously not enough - he relies on exploiting a workforce

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@NealFejedelem @SkylineReport @GrantG90545721 They also hold around 40% of the wealth so they're not paying more than their fair share. And that doesn't account for all the tax avoidance/evasion. You also should consider the morality of extreme wealth.

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@poculumwinecup As with those who play after-work 5-a-side every now and then

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@joncolman @newsandstar Shite

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@FootballCliches What about...?

https://t.co/A9ylQtLjdT

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Good lord, yes

[Chris @CTNI88]

British people will see this and say hell yeahh

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@jon_stokes Male-pattern baldness ✅
Multiple daughters ✅
Large family dog ✅
Astronaut ✅

All the signs are there

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@MicFishGodji @henrywinter Bot

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@girldrawsghosts

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@ChristianHeiens You're pissed now. Wait until you wake up tomorrow and the hive mind has taken over.

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@StuffForSisters Knocked that one out of the park