Simon

Dad. Sports. Props. Pontoon. 🛥️
Minnesota sports junkie with too many opinions.
🗣️ Simon says…

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WHO THE HELL IS SIMON?
I’m Simon.
Husband. Dad. Minnesota sports fan.
I work a normal job, live a normal life and spend a completely unreasonable amount of time watching sports and looking at player props.
No Lamborghini.
No mansion.
No private jet.
I’ve got a pontoon.

And frankly, I think that’s better.
Around here you’ll find player props, sports takes, occasional longshots and whatever other nonsense happens along the way.
Sometimes I'll be right.
Sometimes I will very clearly have no idea what I'm talking about.
Either way…
🗣️ SIMON SAYS.
Welcome aboard. 🛥️

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Owen Power✅
Bobby McMann 😬🪝

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🏒 SIMON SAYS… LET'S GET SOME PUCKS ON NET!

Got a five-man shots parlay tonight at +880, and I like the shot volume we're getting from these guys. Here's what I'm looking at.

🎯 Owen Power — 2+ SOG (-130)

Power is logging over 26 minutes a night, so he's certainly getting enough ice time to find a couple of shooting opportunities. Toronto is also allowing nearly 30 shots per game, which makes this a decent matchup, although Power's recent shot totals make him my biggest question mark.

🎯 Seth Jones — 2+ SOG (-175)

Jones is averaging 2.7 shots per game this season and 3.3 over his last three. He's also generating nearly seven individual shot attempts per game lately, so I like his chances of getting two through to the net.

🎯 Matthew Schaefer — 2+ SOG (-400)

This kid is firing away! He's averaging 3.8 shots per game this season, and that number has jumped to 5.3 over his last three while playing more than 26 minutes a night. Two shots feels like a reasonable target with that kind of volume.

🎯 Bobby McMann — 3+ SOG (-105)

McMann is averaging 3.4 shots on goal this season, with six individual shot attempts per game over his last three. Tampa doesn't surrender a ton of shots, but McMann's own shooting activity is why I'm willing to take the three at nearly even money.

🎯 Mason McTavish — 2+ SOG (-225)

McTavish might be my favorite leg here. He's averaging 3.8 shots on goal this season, and that has climbed to five per game over his last three. He's generating over seven shot attempts per game lately, so we're asking for a lot less than his recent production.

💰 5-LEG PARLAY: +880
💵 1 UNIT
Simon Says… five guys, a couple shots apiece (three for Bobby), and hopefully we're celebrating instead of staring at the box scores wondering where that last shot went! 🍻🏒

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Schaefer✅
McTavish✅

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Seth Jones ✅

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Waterboys are not outearning practice squad guys. The minimum salary for a Practice Squad player is $13,750/ week. There is NO one in this video that is only make a few dollars every minute. Dean Connors is on a Rookie contract and signed for $737,500. The headline is pure clickbait

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@PropKitchen Thanks brother.

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@PropKitchen @Thepropnerds Chris and George have both really helped me learn more about gambling and the importance of straights.

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🥇 TOP BUILDER — +242 | 1U
Cole Caufield 3+ Shots on Goal
Lane Hutson 2+ Shots on Goal
Ryan Leonard 2+ Shots on Goal
My favorite overall play from the entire board. Three strong shot trends without needing anybody to score.

#nhl #gamblingx #rudebets

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@hamztalkshoops_ At least you admit when your wrong, that is rare on X. Kudos!

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@cheesetracked @1CheesePicks What????? Are you shitting me

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@GMoney_425 @teacher2trader Less games but still had 42 more pass attempts than Allen did in his 17 games.

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@epitaeph @MigzTakesClips Yeah it’s quite a bit different. You are out in society interacting with real people.

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8 leg ATG CHALKY PLAY.
+87393

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Running a collab with my new friend @iambrojefe

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NHL Collab parlay with a new friend @SimonSaysProps

Lets cash some puck

Oh, and go Canes 🌪️

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@K_Kroener_22 @MySportsUpdate I understand his point, but you wouldn’t want to completely run the clock down nor take 2 knees and take it to 4th down. If anything you run a play and attempt the kick on 3rd down in case of a bad snap or something.

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@mshizzle05 @Sonnie_Slim @MySportsUpdate @IfindRetards Yes they can miss, but you don't drain the clock down to nothing you want to leave yourself time in case of a bad snap or some other blunder.