Simon Shanley

Born in NI, Grandparents from Rhymney Valley & Mullingar. Married to a Scottish lass, father of two. Owned by two dobermans. Playlist is seriously abnormal.

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@DrNeilStone He can show a bit of passion and anger. Starmer looks scared all the time, like a newly promoted school prefect who knows if he visits the boys toilets he is going to be debagged and radished.

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@fesshole Could have been worse like "Urghhh no"

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@CarlBovisNature This is the way.

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@fesshole Missed opportunity. Think of all the hours of fun together building the UCS Death Star & Star Destroyer.

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@RealTimVine @DeborahMeaden It's dog eat dog in politics, and the dogs have been rolling in mud for most of their lives.

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@fesshole The pluck and pull, a well known technique used by a large seafront hotel in Blackpool according to ex staff members.

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@TheWaylandSmith @MentalHealthCop @TravelodgeUK We had hundreds of items left at our hotel. A lot of guests expected us to pay postage to send back free of charge, most of the time we did as asking for a few quid seemed petty, but rarely did we get any thanks, they just assumed it was our responsibility. Hard faced.

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@alex_smither1 @KittyhaH54248 @NoobUKInvestor1 @BBCBreaking I've heard too many conversations that wouldn't be acceptable if it were straight adult males talking about young females. I've witnessed and experienced inappropriate touching that seem to be accepted in the gay community that would get a straight guy arrested.

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@alex_smither1 @KittyhaH54248 @NoobUKInvestor1 @BBCBreaking No, but a high percentage are drawn into darker desires without a female's steadying influence. I live 200 yards from the school in question, I mix in circles with a large number of gays and I'm 100% OK with them but.....

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@alex_smither1 @KittyhaH54248 @NoobUKInvestor1 @BBCBreaking Can only go off my own personal experience. Gay acquaintance of ours entered the teaching profession, helper for a boys youth group, then volunteered to help with swimming, sports etc. I was suspicious. He was caught secretly filming in the changing rooms, child porn etc

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@owenjonesjourno I live in Blackpool with a large gay population, socialise in their circles etc. , there are few I would feel 100% comfortable knowing they intended to adopt. Men rarely have the nurturing & caring instinct that women do. Men have far darker perversions than women.

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@owenjonesjourno Weaponised is the incorrect word. In my opinion gay men that want to work with children, adopt etc require far higher scrutiny than straight/female couples.

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@KittyhaH54248 @NoobUKInvestor1 @BBCBreaking Probably very incorrect for me to say, but a gay man wanting to be a teacher or working/volunteering to work with children would raise my suspicions.

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@fesshole Artisan pancakes! I saw some these things with broccoli and Stilton in them. Make him a cheese & ham toastie.

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@john_wickes9 Cracking shot

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@fesshole A checkout guy at our regular store always pauses scanning until I've answered what I've been doing that day. I shop late and my answers highlight how boring and work obsessed every day is. My life is so boring I find myself boring. Probably boring you with my boring reply.

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@fesshole My ancestry shows our ancestors owned large amounts of swamp land. I'm basically a descendant of Shrek.

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@fesshole Could be an Assassin's Creed Valhalla nerd? Give them a break.

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@BigBearF1 Oh it is great when building to clear my head. It can also be a bit addictive. I tended to get obsessed with needing every set in a series/release. Paying off a few big bills by just selling the whole Pirates of the Caribbean sets was far better for me though.

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