Simon Toye ❤️⚽️

Blackburn Rovers, Madness, wrestling, writer/contributor/editor at @heartoffooty ❤️⚽️ Dripping in sarcasm. Mental Health First Aider 💚

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@RoversXtra Maybe it’s because his mate Hedges is also leaving. Couldn’t bare to be left without his sidekick 🤭

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@Ethnonat54ff9 @kokeshimum Presumably you mean the white “British”, given they are responsible for approximately 80% of sexual abuse against women and children in the UK… 🤔

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@YourAnonOne Capitalism

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@DavidLammy @JDVance Careful, Vancehausen might have cursed you! #YouAreCursed #Danhausen

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@RussWalt81 It truly baffles me 🤷‍♂️ he’s so transparent in his self delusion and I cannot fathom how anyone can listen to him and think he’s all there. 🤯
The man’s a lunatic!

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@PolitlcsUK Postcode Twattery…

Some twat’s knocking on your door
Some twat’s ringing your bell

#PublicityStunt #TheTrawl
@TheTrawlPodcast @MarinaPurkiss

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@RussWalt81 Looking grand Russ, hope you’re well

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@PaamanuelUtd_ Except this dude ☝️
Oh, who’s that in the background 😜 #DavidBentley #Rovers #SoundsFakeIsFake

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@WWEGP McAfee did his job well as ever. And I even get the thread in the story of the “modern WWE” being boring and stale and people clamouring for the Attitude Era and guys like Orton being on top. But it just shouldn’t have been him. There MUST have been a better option.

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@CatharineHoey @RoyalFamily #KateHoey

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@ChrisMartin_93 You
Are
Cursed
🫳👉

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@RupertLowe10

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@Nigel_Farage

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@danny__kruger

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

[dan barker @danbarker]

If you want to know what Nelson thought of Muslims, you may want to factor in Nelson's column.

See that thing on his hat? It is a 'chelengk'. Nelson was the first non-Muslim to be awarded one - as thanks for his victory in the Battle of the Nile. It was gifted to him by Sultan Selim III, who was literally the Caliph at the time. Nelson was so proud of it, as well as wearing it on his hat, he added it to his coat of arms.

It is now the literal highest point of Nelson's column - a gift from the leader of the Muslim world to a devout Christian.

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@NJ_Timothy

[Ad Palmer @AdamLeePalmer]

Just the other day I was raising money for @Legend_on_Bench and now I’m fighting to save the world @TheRock @JohnCena @VancityReynolds @RobertDowneyJr @chrishemsworth @SenseiRonThomas would be proud #hollywood #Hero #NoMercy #Action

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@RussWalt81 Loved Juicy Fruit! 🙌

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@WallStreetApes He “confirmed” nothing other than he is either deluded or a steaming liar… or more likely both. He’s only getting rich and convincing the world that he’s not a self-serving, corrupt scumbag dictator.