pɔɯ uoɯᴉs

I've been known to be smited once or twice

[pɔɯ uoɯᴉs @Simon_McD64]

With all that's going on right now I just want everyone to know that I got drunk and bought a huge tapestry of Robert Pattison

[pɔɯ uoɯᴉs @Simon_McD64]

@hearttattoo_ pop sobgs

[dragon age fan @dragonagefan67]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[pɔɯ uoɯᴉs @Simon_McD64]

Listen I'm not gonna lie I be feeling isolated as fuck..... But Chipotle has been HITTIN lately so that's pretty cool

[pɔɯ uoɯᴉs @Simon_McD64]

HOW THE HELL DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS AS AN ADULT IN A NEW PLACE WHEN YOU ONLY WORK WITH OLD PEOPLE AND DONT GO TO SCHOOL?! DO I HAVE TO GET TOO INTO DISC GOLF OR SUM SHIT?!

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

“Dad, tell me about pre-covid Chipotle”

[pɔɯ uoɯᴉs @Simon_McD64]

GOD I WANT DEL TACO SO BAD

[NCAA Buzzer Beaters & Game Winners @NCAABuzzerBters]

Absolute Baller. Pour one out for a real one

[anna @twtrlssanna]

you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here

[pɔɯ uoɯᴉs @Simon_McD64]

I miss my friends man I need a hug from a bro fr

[J*n @JDorj228]

Hydrated Obama b like let me pee clear

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

i do believe that bears are dangerous and anyone who thinks they can get close to one is very stupid. but i also think i am different and the bear would sense my loving spirit

[pɔɯ uoɯᴉs @Simon_McD64]

@hearttattoo_ 60 FOR A MAT?!

[pɔɯ uoɯᴉs @Simon_McD64]

I believe all problems between men can be solved by a foot race

[Griffy @mattressgoblin]

me and my 9pm bowl of cereal https://t.co/hANVVkRgJa

[☆ diego ☆ @diegoisflacko]

the moon looks so pretty 😍

[pɔɯ uoɯᴉs @Simon_McD64]

@johnnnyyboyy_ love