fern

silent but deadly

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Aa a smoker this shit is corny just play with the blunt in your hand like an adult and get brunt for a touchdown on 3rd & 14 by Kennesaw State

[fern @furrny]

Same shit with my Xbox one gave it to my nephew cause I havent played it in years and I had like 20 digital games and they’re all gone

[RY3NO @CRy3no]

My brother who hasn’t turned on his PS3 or used PSN in over 10 years decided to boot up his ps3 to play something that is currently DOWNLOADED on the console.

Licenses are expired and his PSN account is deleted. So games are gone forever

WOOOOO!!!!!

[Joben @icebergs1mpson]

Got the friggin lettuce virus from 12 Guinness last night

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The Coworker…

[fern @furrny]

I feel like doing this bullshit will land you in hell faster than a person who worships the devil lmao

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Y'all are CRACKHEADS LMFAOOOOOOOO

[fern @furrny]

Money is fake because nothing has ever cost $6,300. Name one thing that is worth that amount lol

[WILD SPICY🔥 @OhFuckYeahBud82]

If it was me out there #different

[fern @furrny]

@ChrisCillizza Being tall is YOUR problem. Get a first class ticket or sit tf down and endure

[fern @furrny]

Im still getting used to the layout of my new apartment I got out the shower and my asshole got caught on the doorknob

[fern @furrny]

I quoted an old Travis Scott song to my apprentice this mf said sorry I don’t listen to oldies I should kill him

[Mike Bird @Birdyword]

Sometimes I think about the people who trekked across America on the understanding that God had promised them something amazing, thousands of miles through some pretty inhospitable and dangerous places, and then got to coastal California and got to be like wow yeah, knew it

[fern @furrny]

Boss once said “if you fall off that ladder you’re fired before you hit the floor”

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[Mads @europemaxxed]

The first nicotine rush on a vacation in a foreign country

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Me as a small town sheriff when the FBI shows up to claim jurisdiction: “Ohhhhh thank god. This is so fucked up. I did NOT want to deal with this”

[Alvaro Berro @alvarofberro]

🚨 #ULTIMAHORA preocupación por el estado de salud mental de Edward Norton. Se le ha visto desorientado hablando solo durante el USA-Turquía en el estadio de los Ángeles.

[grace @gracefishlove]

ur hating on me and im kinda seeing where ur coming from

[julia @eathedocument]

told my teenage coworker i’m going to a concert next week and he went “you’re probably gonna go see some old shit like simon and garfunkel” and he was right i’m seeing paul simon

[fern @furrny]

This episode sucks so bad literally never watched this show again after this bullshit lmao

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Steve Carell did not know that the cast would sing '9,986,000 Minutes', as it was kept a secret from him. His reaction to the song is real and not scripted.