Simon (Beany)

Streamer, Dreamer, Window cleaner!!! Also wrestling announcer, vape geek, YouTuber, lightweight drinker and master of tomfoolery...

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

Im going to miss him when he is forced to set up an Onlyfans...

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

LAWYER: “You’ve been broadcasting a picture of our judge on fire, correct?”

ALEX JONES: “No.”

*Shows pic of him broadcasting judge on fire* 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

I will never get bored of JP's current descent out of and into madness!

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

@shoe0nhead Ooh what about both? That way, neither of them are oil...

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

Me in goal every sunday...

[Average Striker @AverageStriker]

Jordan Pickford 0.4 seconds after making a save

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

@AlbaPartyTime ...and now you mention it, ive never seen the curvature of the earth with my own eyes either...

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

@CountDankulaTV Probably go online to pay £4 a month to Amazon pavements so I can get permission to walk to the shops

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

@NeilMackay_ @AlbaPartyTime That sounded very trumpy bud...

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

@LackingSaint Nope, Hollywood made up their own russian accent 40 years ago so russians dont sound russian enough

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

@TimesSport @martynziegler Scotland want to be in Europe more than England does, fuck them off and put Celtic and Rangers in it...

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

Must have tuned out for a bit there, are the people in my proud country who claim to have civilised the world, started fighting over chocolate caterpillars?

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

@GPrime85 And which party/country are you bringing down by supporting them this time?

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

@the_moviebob I wanted to dispute a couple of bits of what you said, but I am fascinated by the 'people that matter'. Who are the people that matter bud?

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

@ProjectLincoln @Tucker5law Qanon, same as before...

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

@PrisonPlanet I find your lack of Hitler disturbing...

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

@rickygervais Only because we all downloaded Blackadder years ago

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

@CPFC Kinda wish he had the game of his life once the transfer window had closed but my god what a game!

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

Is this a reenactment of an adult swim show I havn't seen yet? It feels like parody...

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

@Cynical_CJ Soooo....Jonny Mnemonic?

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

@Jaack There are people in the background that look more up for being in the photo than him!

[Simon (Beany) @Simon_beany]

@ShadowTodd Is it a monster? If thats stuck in my head later you are in so much trouble...