I think a good wife is someone who doesn't slap the crap out of their husband when he clears his stupid throat for the 10th time in a row instead of coughing like a normal person.
This is not referencing anyone in particular. I swear.
HOST: This is my famous artichoke dip. It has...
ME: Wait, do I HAVE to listen to the recipe before you let me eat it?
HOST:
ME: ugh, just make it quick
"... if you've got The Fox News Brain, it's a binary: either you're a freedom-loving all-American capitalist, or you want to live in Venezuela. The solution to I just lost my job to automation is not 'Freedom!'"
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