Simone Syed

Pax Americana Ad Astra.
Wholesome industrialist working on fixing TFR
Frmr: IIR Mithril Capital, GP Velorum Capital, BoD @RSI.
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[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

"what are we doing tonight?"

"Same thing we do every night, Pinky..."

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

no crime needed to put someone in prison

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

@MartinShkreli Tell me about it

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

@William_Blake Can someone explain to me what Elon and PT could possibly be indicated for

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

@TheAnnaGat Ok that's enough Internet for today thanks Anna

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

@DeveloperHarris @npceo_ Mexico

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

@npceo_ Hey now, keep Austin clean

- sent from Austin

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

@FutureJurvetson @Forbes This is based and super well deserved!!

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

I have a dream that Dems and Reps will simply want to do what's best for the people and the country and stop this asinine political infighting that's destroying our nation for no real reason except incremental changes that result in nothing useful

[POLITICO @politico]

Capitol agenda: Dem gavels are coming for Elon Musk https://t.co/x7F6oWUtdE

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

@seanmcdonaldxyz @whurley This seems like the way!

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

Not enough babies are solving hard problems in science

We need more babies
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w/ @whurley

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

@webdevMason This is the most mason way to grow plants ever

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

@MeganNyvold Omfg

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

I did not know this until this morning

[Blake Scholl 🛫 @bscholl]

Tried to work out at hotel gym this morning.

Hotel: sorry gym is closed
Me: what?
Hotel: a rabid bat got loose in there and we are calling the CDC

Adding this as my new best excuse for missing a workout.

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

@octal Actually this stuff is all rly sad

[Pablo Antonio @PabloAntonio]

If you think the fact that antivenom is still made by injecting horses with scorpion venom, costs $39M a gallon, about $500 a drop, and scorpions sting 1M+ people a year and kill 3,000+ is crazy... wait until you learn that ALL vaccines are still tested for bacterial toxins using horseshoe crabs’ blue blood, processed into a reagent valued at $60K a gallon. Over 1M horseshoe crabs were bled in the U.S. in 2024, with an estimated 185,000 dying from the process.

Reducing this animal suffering is moral imperative.

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

@ericbahn @bscholl He decided on cuddles instead Eric 🥰

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

@futurenomics @cremieuxrecueil My first thought as well

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

The world's greatest entrepreneurs just try to do something that simply wouldn't happen unless they were the ones doing it

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

@shortmagsmle She's extremely popular on tiktok and everyone basically loves her. I don't think there's any malintent here, she is well known for simply sharing her culture and recipes

[Simone Syed @SimoneSyed]

@webdevMason My beloved and I simply decided we were in a committed relationship before we had our first date, basically before we even really met (is it even a date at that point?)

I dunno what everyone else is doing in modern dating but literally *anything else* seems to work