Videri Quam Esse

Non-Practicing Intellectual. Formerly comedy obsessed, now just confused. 75% Big Funnies, 25% ?????. They/Them

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

I’d be such a good butch if I weren’t so ticklish

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

Think I nailed the “Barbie, but make it butch fuckboy” vibe I was going for

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

Nietzsche wrote about the Ubermilf right

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

Love the impressed hush that comes into the air when I tell a bunch of libs that I work for planned parenthood

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

me going on one last edible walk listening to music before the succession/barry finale combo

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

Here’s the thing people don’t tell you about being hungry, like honest-to-god, paycheck-to-paycheck, barely-getting-by HUNGRY: One meal don’t fix it. I felt hungry for DAYS after being able to eat what I wanted, when I wanted. That shit adds up

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

(Seinfeld voice) why is it called “rush hour” if there’s too much traffic to rush?

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

A fairy taking a trans person’s original pronouns and deadname and the trans person is AMPED

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

I can trigger anyone INSTANTLY

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

Live tweets from the cuck chair

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

@MethBorrison I’m sharing this to the gay girlies group chat and you can’t stop me

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

@clozillee Oh that is 100% what I’m doing. Skim the audio transcripts and just speed through, I’ll learn all this shit again in person next week lmao

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

A Twitch stream where I just go through my planned parenthood training videos and you all help me answer the quizzes after

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

Someone already asked me about the stain. It showed up to me from the library that way, very well loved. And it’s been that way ever since on my bookshelf. Sorry librarians 🤷‍♀️

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

YOOOOOO he really did happily sign it yallll. Thank you so much!

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

After the 25th renewal the book is pretty much yours, I will happily sign this

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

@NifMuhammad I mean it’s probably too late since it’s right before showtime, but I did bring the book with me!

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

I mean. It’s been eons. It’s on my bookshelf. It’s… it’s kind of just mine at this point right?

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

You think the library would be mad if I brought the @NifMuhammad book I’ve had auto-renewed 26 times to the carnegie tonight to try and have him sign it, orrrr…???

[Videri Quam Esse @SimoneSylvana]

A sign the system is fucked: in my state, assuming you’re working a full 40 hour work week, you can be paid almost twice the minimum wage and still qualify for food stamps