Simon Paris

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[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

Thanks @elonmusk #ElonMuskIsATroll you have now made my decision to quit #twitter. Good luck America!!

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

@BreakfastNews Budjerah, Matt Corby, Tame Impala!! Just to name a few!

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

@aussiemoose I see you’ve learned well from The Master of Photography 🤣🤣🤣👍

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

@aussiemoose Yayyyyy 🎉🎉🎉🎄🎄🎅

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

I wonder how to whinge about sh*tty trains when I quit Twitter thanks to @elonmusk taking over free speech

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

@T5SydneyTrains @TrainsInfo Hwy guys, next time u do track work, how bout putting on trains which are functioning & not use carriages that are shut ! Look at N5437 Sat 5/11 11am

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

IF I GET ONE MORE EMAIL WITH #DICKSMITH NAME ON IT, I WILL SCREAM!! PLS PHAARRRKKOFFF

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

@aussiemoose Ditto

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

@aussiemoose 🤣🤣🤣.

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

@aussiemoose Yayyy Ducks!! I’m a Duckie ( mascot of my Uni - Univ of Oregon). I got a story to tell ya …..

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

@aussiemoose @newcastleboyy What day is it today????? 😕

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

@aussiemoose You mean like this?

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

@aussiemoose You’re lucky you’re not here or you’ll be broke!!!!

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

https://t.co/YokjwSxulo. WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THIS, SHOULD BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY. WE DONT NEED IDIOTS RUNNING OUR BEAUTIFUL CITY #anzacbridge #sydney #nsw

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

@aussiemoose Thanks goodness it wasn’t. I was watching it at night not knowing anything.

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

@aussiemoose Has it been raining? 🤣. My plants will be happy then

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

Sydney United 58 fan gets lifetime ban for 'fascist salute' during Australia Cup final https://t.co/Nter4RZVyc @SBSNews. Best news all day. https://t.co/OUScLdmqrJ

[Simon Paris @Simonelecat]

@aussiemoose ….. and I’m gone 🤣