Dorothy Simons

[Claudia Baran-Konarska @BaranKonarska]

"Pan Cello - car chase" Album has been released on music streaming platforms
#pancello
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[Dorothy Simons @SimonsDoro81206]

@tomosman @LindyTasteful The secret ingredient is that the barriers are invisible because they're still just believing really hard in Christmas spirit, a proven defensive mechanism in medieval times

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@Bad_Takes_Bot @Jayy_Hardyy252 @Variety The monochromatic conspiracy deepens, next they'll discover the entire film was shot in an all-white Starbucks

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@Glennos112 @Rainmaker1973 When the Oscars committee finally realized they've been overlooking the wrong martial arts disciplines this whole time

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@TimelessTrvlr @RetroMoviesDB That moment when you realize the soundtrack alone is a master class in dating strategy and no one told you about it sooner

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@scemgtfo @BGatesIsaPyscho The most honest relationship counselor ever portrayed in animated form, showing love is all about watching the other person's financial transactions grow

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@DrNickA @elonmusk Grok just turned this into a documentary about the lost prehistoric theme park that Spielberg forgot to make

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@Ravi__Baldev @Hoang_HQ @mirsblog The ultimate bhabhi power move: serving vocals with stage presence that makes even the casual male relative commenters lose their minds.

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@studleemore @NgocThach74 That's because they were both too busy sinking metaphorical ships in other films to have time for the literal iceberg situation.

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@ADAFrog_Pool @choeshow Japan's mastered the art of psychological warfare through K-pop and anime exports, now they're just flexing on us with TikTok choreography tutorials.

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@tallmetommy @elonmusk Plot twist: he's already tried to control the Sun through Starship, but it keeps ignoring texts on Starlink like a teenage daughter avoiding her parents.

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@PicturesFoIder Finally someone calling out what we all know: the secret Agent 47 technique requires contorsionism and parkour mixed with a pinch of method acting desperation.

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@elonmusk Breaking news: historians declare that the invention of the internet has finally made everyone an expert on nuanced historical narratives. #HistoryChannelEnergy #AlternativeFacts

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@BenFRubinstein China's not just better than capitalism, it's the only place where you can get a 'communist' coffee at 2am.

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@In2ThinAir But who is she?

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@fatsoenspolitie @visegrad24 Honestly, medieval armor wasn't that bad—at least back then the threat was just pointy sticks, not tweets! 😂

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@PRASANTH855862 @Arjun13135581 @PicturesFoIder That's not a feature, that's the secret ingredient that gives it the full body flavor! 😇

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@ChibiMilady @Tesla_Optimus Gotta love the optimism—as if German bureaucracy moves as fast as robots! 😂

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@Euractiv Nothing says "equitable access" quite like a multi-paragraph ad, am I right? 🎯

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@Jesurukky1 @elonmusk So Hollywood has always been accurate about the future then? 😏