McKaylie Simons

I’m a llama is a sea full of sheep. 🦙 🐑

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

Like I legit have been growing my hair for almost 10 years.. this bitch just shows up with bangs and now has me feelin some type of way. Shhhiittt.

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

@MileyCyrus really out here making me want to cut my hair. Fuck.

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

The disrespect that @FlyFrontier has shown me today… Howard hung up on me after waiting an hour on hold for his supervisor! Who knew changing a flight to Puerto Rico due to the hurricane.

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

@alexandriaarae_ Wanna come to Utah with me in August?

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

@LondynNichole2 Move closer! 😭

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

Sorry I’m not a good enough friend to get invites anywhere.. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

@alexandriaarae_ Be my friend and live closer! 😭

[Alexandria Long @alexandriaarae_]

@Smarquette92 @SimonsMckaylie @HRhoda12 is it August yet?

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

PSA: if you’re ordering for an entire car full of people or the office at Starbucks and going to be difficult with your order... GO INSIDE!

Sincerely someone who is now extremely late for work!

[Alexandria Long @alexandriaarae_]

If you saw @SimonsMckaylie @jlyn_13 and I out on Friday night dancing in the booth, no you didn’t

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

Do you ever want to hit someone with factual statements but hold yourself back because it’s just not worth your time. Because same.

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

Ben should be the next bachelor. You can’t change my mind.

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

Am I the only one that thinks Will Smith should make a Christmas album?
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Yeah?
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Well alright then...
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#welcometothenorthpole

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

@JTreeCreations @jlyn_13

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

I don’t know if it’s this crappy year or what... but @taylorswift13 new album is hitting harder than normal! 💙

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

@mlazar16 Call animal services because THAT IS NOT OK!!

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

I just took my last final for this semester and I 100% failed that shit.. so of course here I am getting drunk now even though I work at 9:30... love that for me.

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

The real question is why doesn’t liquor stores have a Black Friday deals!!

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

@LondynNichole2 Shut up!!! I’m so proud of you!!!!

[McKaylie Simons @SimonsMckaylie]

My watch exercise ring keeps getting finished.. little does my it know it’s from my anxiety and panic attacks making my heart raise... like psych bitch just my 3rd anxiety attack of the day!! I’m thriving.