Simphiwe Makapela

Entrepreneur.
Friend.
Detective of Possibilities. Peddler of Solutions.
Xhosa. English. German

[Simphiwe Makapela @SimphiweMakap]

#BreakingNews: My TEDTALK is finally out. Catch the full clip in the link: https://t.co/H9XpB7jsiN
Thank you so much @TEDxJoburg
@TEDTalks

[Simphiwe Makapela @SimphiweMakap]

#NewProfilePic

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You know you're getting old when intanga zakho sezi loya😭😭

[Simphiwe Makapela @SimphiweMakap]

Me prepping my food, getting into thanksgiving prayer for what I'm about to eat:
" 🙇🏾🙏🏾 My babe ... Yo, sorry Lord ..."😭😭

[Simphiwe Makapela @SimphiweMakap]

Sometimes ngyathula ngimbeke uMdali, bese ngithi yazi Boza yam ngiku kolota eye'kholi.🤞🏾. Siy'lungise kanjan?

[Simphiwe Makapela @SimphiweMakap]

Bro travelled from Germany to the city of Barcelona with a one-way train ticket, carrying a duffle bag with nothing but toiletry and a note book. Now taking everything in Europe, and smoking Real Madrid.🔥🔥#Barcelona

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There are only 2 football players in history that have ever been thought of as not human.
#Messi
#LamineYamal.
And one has bathed the other. Not a coincidence.

[Simphiwe Makapela @SimphiweMakap]

To re-appropriate Capital Expenditure to a new, emerging Asset Class with promising returns on investment.🙄

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What a General. An Iniesta if there never was an Iniesta before.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Pedri 🆚 Benfica...

#UCL

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The personal win that nobody will ever know of will never be the fact that you are richer and famous. It will be that you are happier and more fulfilled.

[Simphiwe Makapela @SimphiweMakap]

Swito teka nkarhi. Mara ku fika hita fika. Swinge endleki swinga endleki

[Simphiwe Makapela @SimphiweMakap]

Mayonnaise 😭😭

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Yini le ozama ukuy'yeka mara uphinde ubuyele kuyo?

[Simphiwe Makapela @SimphiweMakap]

All these are eerie. No one would believe these linkups if they weren't captured.

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@nompilontuli_ Hlukana naye ke, ngab'sam moshela iskhathi😞

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I'm really in my sandals era. My niece had to say "you really wanna be Jesus so bad hey!? Start by answering my prayers and give me money then."

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

SpaceX caught a towering booster rocket back at its launchpad in south Texas, a milestone for the Starship vehicle the company has been developing for years https://t.co/IpxBobfv3p https://t.co/IpxBobfv3p

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Not President Cyril Ramaphosa?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Great meeting with @CyrilRamaphosa

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A movie where all the Me's of the past met and
played the characters of those stages of my
life. How would the nurturer in me, now, speak with this kid here, knowing what lies ahead!?
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[High Signal AI @HighSignal_AI]

The Onion Theory of Risk:

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People you have to get passed ... If you want to get through me ...
🧡💙🖤

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Kylian Mbappe’s English is impeccable.