Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR

"90% of politicians give the rest a bad name" - Henry Kissinger . "Satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize." - Tom Lehrer

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@slayer_agolf It isn't just the next four years. With House, Senate and Presidency they'll tear up the Constitution and there will never be another fair election in the US. It's 1933 over there now.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@EricLDaugh Doesn’t he have more important things to worry about, such as the war he started but can’t finish or his mates going to Putin’s trade meeting in St Petersburg?

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@Nigel_Farage I trust the will refer you to the response given to the case between Arkell and Pressdram.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@BrockRiddickIFB They are, but they’re moving at exactly the same speed as the ground beneath them so it looks like they aren’t moving at all.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@KnotCosmo @1Nicdar Humans produce vastly more CO2 than volcanoes.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@JamesMelville Wind turbines kill many fewer birds than the scaremongers suggest. Check cars and domestic cats first. Solar should be on roofs and car parks as well but very little agricultural land is given up for solar, which makes the farmers more money than most crops these days.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@danielmgmoylan It’s actually Margaret Thatcher’s fault as she wouldn’t let us join Schengen when we had the chance.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@HouseGOP What, have you moved to China?

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@Texas_Opinions @WhiteHouse If you want to get rid of the fraudsters, start with the Trumps who keep awarding themselves massive government contracts.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@robinmonotti Lived in Hampshire at the time, there were heath fires all over. ‘76 was very unusual, weather like that is becoming more frequent.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@fuktheworld2025 @draloneboy But they only went up to 60% enrichment when Trump tore up the agreement. They were allowed nuclear power, which requires much less highly enriched uranium.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@TONYxTWO Anyone who professes to love him has fallen for the lies he tells himself.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@Nigel_Farage Politicising the courts is something we can be certain a Reform government would do.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@Keetb999k @LotsaGray Under good conditions you can see the Andromeda galaxy with the naked eye and that’s 2.5M light years away. Providing enough photons reach your eye, you can see any distance.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@flatsmackin Zoom in on the sun at 2am then, if it isn’t below the horizon.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@Nickisbackbaby Because they were.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@TheGlobeIsDead You can’t see it at all from Australia.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@StillmanMD It really isn’t. Using long medical words doesn’t justify a faulty argument. Autism is genetic. There are records of people we would probably describe as autistic long before anyone was vaccinated- and there is no connection between vaccines and autism whatsoever.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

@KathyConWom Weather stations are built to strict rules about height, shade and Stephenson screens to ensure reliable data. It’s extremely hot for May; the climate is changing and it is our fault.

[Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR @SimpkinsIan]

Watching the excellent #theboroughs Slightly annoyed it’s taken me until episode 5 to realise the title is a pun.