so-crates

Everybody's hype man 🤙🏻🌻
she/they

[so-crates @SimpleAsAli]

I'm out ✌️

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Having to stay at the office past 5:30

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"Hey, how do I get to this place in the city you live in and commute in everyday?" Pshh, fuck if I know bro

[Lily Du, 杜莉丽 @LilyD]

Now that twitter’s an abandoned wasteland owned by megalomaniac troll it’s kinda peaceful. Like talking to myself. Might start tweeting inane things again like “have to go to the dentist today. Ugh”

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I got a new tattoo 3 days ago and I'm already forgetting about it, why am I fucking insane??

[so-crates @SimpleAsAli]

#16

[People's City Council - Los Angeles @PplsCityCouncil]

*taps sign*

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Microwave Popcorn by Bo Burnham has no business going as hard as it does

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Ummm...I'm literally going through the worst thing that will ever happen to me, tf do you mean I still have to pay bills??

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Was excited for a first date for the first time in a while and then he cancelled an hour before 🙃 men really ain't shit

[so-crates @SimpleAsAli]

No, I will not be joining threads. I finally love myself enough to never sign up for a new social media ever again.

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Why do people who play music out loud on public transit always listen to the worst music? Throw on some T Swift and we can all vibe together

[so-crates @SimpleAsAli]

@samreich The Anarchists Move - all of the pawns unionize and rise up against all of the royalty, everyone wins and the prize is the anti-monarchy lesson we learned along the way

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I love DnD untucked

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

🥳The Adventuring Party talkback for ep. 2 of Dimension 20: Dungeons and Drag Queens is now out on @dropout! Join @monetxchange, @jujuboston, @Alaska5000, @thatonequeen, and @BrennanLM as they talk stories, 400 person board games, and more!

▶️Watch here: https://t.co/KWA81qjQkn

[so-crates @SimpleAsAli]

Moving all my unhinged thoughts to tt- simpleasali

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I never feel hotter than when the bus driver pulls up to a full bus stop and opens the doors right in front of me, main character syndrome going awf

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Grief is weird because why does the 4th of July fuck me up over the most anti American I've ever known

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Watching the Harvard tour groups is wild because how do you still have hope for your future?

[so-crates @SimpleAsAli]

It's just me and my pill organizer against the world