Simple Higgs

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@TMZ Who gives one single fuck. Who are these people?

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@WeBelieveEM Didn’t really think about it until I saw this tweet, but Carter Hart is good enough to represent Canada in international play. Probably starting goalie. Crazy how much of a comeback this kid has had. Great to see after everything he’s been through. A true redemption story.

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No TVs on a 737 Max cross country flight on @AlaskaAir? How the mighty have fallen.

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@SeeDaneRun You sound like youd be fun at a party

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@GBX_Press Lmao that first photoshop is funny. But actually who cares at this point

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@sjs856 People forget Trump won the popular vote. Dart now has the number one selling jersey in the NFL as of this week. You can complain all you want on socials, but the real world doesn’t give a shit.

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@JaxImperator People forget Trump won the popular vote. Dart now has the number one selling jersey in the NFL as of this week. You can complain all you want on socials, but the real world doesn’t give a shit.

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@RyanMcKinnell I mean his jersey is now the number 1 in the league #winning

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@therealknelson Lol but Dart can’t use his platform for a purpose? Which is it Kelsey?

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@PaulRieckhoff Shut your bitch ass up. All of you men, specifically those who have a problem with this man’s actions, are pure bitches.

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@PaulRieckhoff Holy shit dude go touch some grass

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@clairdesolji @timbithockey Gold medalist and 2x champ? He’s not wrong, this tournament is exhibition.

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@Sigma_3_14 @realfbllliason Hahaha i don’t know when canada got so soft but its fucking funny to get their panties in a bunch. As of last winter, hockey is officially considered an American sport, and its stuff like this that reminds people why.

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@spongebobsloth If he was a rapist, he’d be in jail. But since he’s not, he’s in the stanley cup finals!

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@TaylorGross24 Haha who even are you?

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@Dan_Shaughnessy Shut up and write a blog loser

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@TaraSetmayer @Giants @JaxsonDart You realize Trump won the popular vote right? Statistically speaking, more people view Dart more favorably after this than those who now view him unfavorably?

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@gridinhatty I’m confused - whats the big deal, he was investigated, tried, and exonerated?

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@espn Bro who gives a shit….weird clip

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@J_Swish24 Lane Hutson 😂😂😂