Simple

Read something other than your own book.

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@jamesinsurrey Porridge update

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So many of you hit the booze at the airport.
I'm 💯 the most boring person you follow.

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@Quattro091275 @stugur1or2 Cheers mate

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@PengilleyIan 8 then 14 😱

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@PengilleyIan I regret not buying a baguette now 😕
TBF the food should be good on board.

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@nikkik668 😱😱😱😱😱😱

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@RealTomH Bloody are Tom

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Stay safe lads.
All they want us for is sex.
We are but mere play things to them.
We value special times together, walks in bluebell carpeted woods, the smell of Spring in the air, listening to birdsong
But oh no.
SEX MAD 😤
Sleep with one eye open. Two if they're medicated 👍

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@richardintheuk Thank you

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@richardintheuk Two Colins

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@geedeeaitch 😕😕

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@nikkik668 There most certainly will Nikki, thanks x

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@stugur1or2 He could not have moved any bastard further away FML

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@TheBardOfAnlaby Balls to taxing flights until son moves back to UK 😤😤😤😤
Then yeah, tax those polluting bastards 🕺

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@stugur1or2 I
Hate
Flying

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@janusvh2 True

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@nikkik668 Alright alright 😞

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@LizziejackLiz It's a hell of a place.
A lot more relaxed this time.
Staying in Sydney for the duration.
Lots of travelling and cricket last time x

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@LizziejackLiz Just under 3 weeks 🥰🥰

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@ninefootsix I'm going visiting him.

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Been busy, sorry.
Tuesday 06.10 in the am, in Sydney.
My son will be awake very soon.
He'll be able to say he'll see his dad tomorrow.
This makes me very happy 🥰🥰🥰

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@LizziejackLiz Thank you. Just before 10.
Arrived nice n early.
Hate rushing x