Holy Ghost (parody)

I STAND WITH EASTASIA!

I am the necessary metaphysical precondition for quantum aboutness!

"demonic narcissistic troll"

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

@kim_because @downs1nthehouse @Melanie33720945 @Wolfpak561 @Akinyemisback @pray2pesci @SecularSmurf @_Truthster @warpox @BillyBhold @NBrasing @Bumpalump99 @A_Damned_mk2 @Raven4212 @timmbosliceeee @magicaltime123 @horusrage @Messenger_187 @OddBackgrowy @godrottdot1 @TBRagsdale1 @WooWooSpaceJew @AtheistsAssembl @Galacton2 @kali8989 @1pckt @_Woobie @IrisB42744268 @KuriousChristos @MilesMosley6662 @merhart2112 @thewordroomyt @james_jabroni @PatricktheB @BrianNazarenus @TakethatCt @edgy_knife Oh definitely!
1st order: No one is allowed to touch the pope, for any reason.
2nd order: priests, stop banging children
3rd: catholic church, sell almost everything and feed the poor with the money.

That should get us going.

["All I do is" Nguyen @Nguyen_anime3]

As President I am suing my own agency for $10 billion for something they did while I was in charge. I’m then going to pay millions to those who beat cops on my behalf.

Winning!! MAGA!!

Milo the capitalist would be proud

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

@matsciguycanada @wendelltalks You'll save a LOT of time pointing out the NOT dumb things that Wendell tweets.

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

@matsciguycanada @wendelltalks Wendell is one of the "biggest" amen farming for clicks trolls on all of Twitter.
He's just as stupid as @darwintojesus and who knows, may be the same idiot.

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

Imagine being NepoConvict Eric, and thinking that you not understanding how anything works being evidence that your imaginary friend that your convict Daddy taught you about was real.

[Eric Hovind @erichovind]

So true!

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

Oh boy, nobody tell @NancyMace about Trump's tweets, or calling a reporter "Piggy", or talking about grabbing women by the pussy.

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Here are our current Governor and Lt. Governor defending the Governor's son being on the ticket and defending his sexually explicit language about "s*cking black c*ck."

A new level of low has been reached in South Carolina politics when elected officials approve of this kind of behavior.

If you want to protect Christian values, this ain't it.

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

The idea that you keep ignoring the pedophile in the white house is MORE ridiculous.

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

The idea that a 2-year-old girl who doesn’t play with dolls must be trans is ridiculous

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

@TaraSetmayer Do you really not know?
Because he knows his cult is nothing but willfully ignorant, easily fooled dipshits who believe what ever Daddy Trump tells them to.

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

@Midgard_Walker @LizzieMarbach Let's not blame the Ghost.
This was ALL the Holy Spirit's doing.
I would never take part in such a thing.

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

@RoseG121 Anything the tooth fairy can not do

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

@em_Lazzy It's easy to dupe the easily dupable.

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

They're so desperate to pretend that the bible teaches that they have free will. It's the only way they can feel special for "choosing" god, and explaining all of us atheists "choosing" to not believe in god.

[Frank Turek @DrFrankTurek]

This word predestined, it means that you're guaranteed to be conformed to the image of His Son if you're in Christ. It doesn't mean you don't have a choice.

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

It's good that Nancy can laugh while pretending to care about pedophiles, while also handing out hjibbers to the Pedo in the white house

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

South Carolina's son, Scott Bessent is a national treasure.

Bessent to Sen. Wyden: "Did your son and Jeffrey Epstein talk about pole dancing as he begged him for money using your limited credibility?"

BLESS.

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

@RichardAngwin I need neither

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

When did Biden invade Iran?

[🇺🇸Lady Vet @CoVet_81]

The hypocrisy is unreal.

Liberals right now: “High gas prices are Trump’s fault!”

But when gas was $5+ under Biden, Biden’s own Energy Secretary said, “Obviously, the President does not control the price of gasoline. No president does.”

Can’t have it both ways. Either the President controls gas prices or he doesn’t.

Pick one....😎

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

@iamAtheistGirl I would like to propose that christians get together and come up with a consistent
1) what makes someone a christian
2) Is the bible true
position.
It's exhausting trying to keep up with the multitude of "one real truths" out there.

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

@Midgard_Walker @RSynns I like to imagine how peaceful it is for mothers of FLERFs when they finally let go and kill themselves so they no longer have to be embarrassed by their stupid children.

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

@hookskat I absolutely forget about it every year until I see snowflake christians crying about it.

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

The @gop has nothing to offer anyone, so all they can do is cry about elections and lie about them being "stolen".

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: It's been over 12 HOURS since poll close in California and not even 60% PERCENT of the votes have been counted

Entire NATIONS count nearly 90-100% of their ballots in less time.

Florida takes just a FEW HOURS to count over 90% PERCENT of votes

California's election system is broken. Letting mail-ins FLOOD after election day is a horrible way to do it.

It needs to be overhauled MASSIVELY!

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

Yeah, being unwilling to be a sock puppet for a corrupt nazi administration will definitely get you fired in our nazi country

[Richard Grenell @RichardGrenell]

Imagine that…insubordination and a bad attitude can get you fired.

[Holy Ghost (parody) @Simple_Shaman]

@JamieBonkiewicz Why? did anyone not know CBS was run by Nazi sympathizers?