Brandon S.

Refusing to pretend 🐦 is a serious place.
~Ben Sasse.
Gov't Relations pro in TX. 🐦's are my own, except re🐦, those are somebody else's.
UF 🐊 & BYU 🐱!

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

That's not Texas.

[Brandon S. @SimplisticSimon]

@whignewtons

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

Read the Book of Mormon.

Cover to cover.

Pray about it, asking sincerely to know whether it’s true (the final chapter provides specific guidance on this point).

Then tell me whether Latter-day Saints believe in Jesus Christ.

Will you accept that challenge?

[Brandon S. @SimplisticSimon]

All went downhill from there.

[CSPAN @cspan]

#OnThisDay 1986: "We are going public."

Today is the 40th Anniversary of Cameras in Senate on C-SPAN2.

Check out highlights and top moments from the Senate floor over four decades. https://t.co/JD0VcweWA6

More info here: https://t.co/QfPpaOYoSk

[Brandon S. @SimplisticSimon]

@mkelly007 So when is your nature book for children coming out??
#SeriousTalent

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When did we as a society stop caring about our collars matching our pants? Because on that day, whenever it was, something very important was lost.

[Brandon S. @SimplisticSimon]

@mkelly007 Do you take requests? 🤣🤣🤣

[Adam Loewy @LoewyLawFirm]

Austin has built a ton in last two decades.

We just don’t need to build a $10B light rail that no one will use.

[Brandon S. @SimplisticSimon]

@JonahDispatch I personally look forward to toting my gun and toothbrush around my neck. 🤦🤣

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. 2 Timothy 4:7:

[Brandon S. @SimplisticSimon]

@mjsamuelson

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

On Memorial Day, we don’t just grill and chill. We honor our services members who made the ultimate sacrifice. They gave their country everything so that we can be free. They are the REAL HEROES. Let them never be forgotten.

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

Before we get into today’s festivities let’s take a moment of silence for all those we’ve lost. Let’s honor those who fought for us and our country today and everyday. Happy #MemorialDay everyone, God bless.

[Brandon S. @SimplisticSimon]

@mrsdallasreed Maybe to disperse the possibility of static electricity density. 🤷😂🤦

[The Reagan Caucus @NewReaganCaucus]

Agreed

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Incredible Kyle Busch Tribute

(By @dj_brownsville)

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

I am deeply concerned about what we are hearing about an Iran “deal,” being pushed by some voices in the administration.

President Trump’s decision to strike Iran was the most consequential decision of his second term. He was right to do so, and we achieved extraordinary military results—including destroying all of their missiles & drones and sinking their entire navy.

If the result of all that is to be an Iranian regime—still run by Islamists who chant “death to America”—now receiving billions of dollars, being able to enrich uranium & develop nuclear weapons, and having effective control over the Strait of Hormuz, then that outcome would be a disastrous mistake.

The details are still coming out—and I pray the early reports are wrong—but the fact that Biden’s Rob Malley is praising the deal is not encouraging.

President Trump believes in peace through strength, and his strong leadership has already made America much safer. He should continue to hold the line, defend America & enforce the red lines he has repeatedly drawn.

[Chris Walker @WalkerATX]

Austin sunset🌆

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

You already know who’s in charge of the Memorial Day bbq at the White House 😂

[Florida Gators @FloridaGators]

The Gator way.

Florida brings home the SEC’s top all-sports honor for the 29th time🏆

ℹ️ https://t.co/NqrcEtgbmf