occult bureaucracy🔮

year 3434 of the second age…

[onion person @CantEverDie]

yeah ai political ads have to be banned immediately or we have to take away the right to vote for people over the age of 50. its one of the two

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

The 3rd Red Scare in American history is somehow even dumber than the first two.

[Spooky @spookysvetlana]

unironically this is like a core tenet of my belief of environmental stewardship. we're clearly supposed to be not just maintaining the ecosystem, but making it thrive! instead we let capitalist ghouls ruin everything. it must come to an end

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[kaitlyn🛸 @fearlesskait]

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it”❤️‍🩹

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Biggest theft of our lives. That was our money and they handed the refund to corporations instead of back to you

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “Look at Trump. He followed through on zero promises to improve your life on the economic side and he followed through on all of his promises on closing the borders and erasing transgender people from existence. Did that improve your life at all? At a certain point you have to realize oh this was just a lie. Is shit better for you? No, it’s not”

[TTBNGaming @TTBN_GAMING]

Unironically this is twitter

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

He got into office and just started fixing everything bro

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

They are so afraid of you realizing there are politicians who can and actually want to make your life better and not just collect checks from lobbyists and corporations.

[occult bureaucracy🔮 @SimplyMordor]

First wfh day and I’m already glad it’s hybrid and not fully wfh because there ain’t no way I’m getting anything done LOL

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “Donald Trump literally made it illegal to be trans and an athlete in the NCAA. Did you experience any fucking material improvements in your life? No, of course you didn’t. Is that fixing the fucking gas prices? Giving Israel more money, is that going to fix your gas prices? We’ve been giving Israel $10B a fucking year. Have things gotten better in that process? Has ICE improved your lives? Elon Musk is a fucking trillionaire. Did it do anything for you that’s positive? No, of course not”

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

establishment democrats and republicans weren’t fearful he’d fail and ruin nyc. they were worried he’d succeed and represent the threat of a good alternative

[Katerina Dimitratos @KDimitratos]

World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli:

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

i feel very obligated to let all the nerds know that there is a free game like geoguesser where you guess the location of origin and time period for art and historical artifacts. really high level:

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

This feels like a poster you would find inside an abandoned high school as worldbuilding in a post-apocalyptic video game