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NJ | Professional Street Nigga

[kenn @HelloKennedi]

I can’t get Can’t Knock The Hustle out of my head. I see why Etta James told Beyonce it’s on site.

[HOV_DID🐻 @_HOV_DID]

"Nobody listens to JAY-Z."

Meanwhile Jay-Z:

[Ayíndito @WaveYinde]

Girls who listen to Jay-Z are top tier. I won’t explain further.

[✺Malachi @problemochile]

I was 7 listening to jay z you was 7 watching wow wow wubbzy no we cant be friends nigga

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

The week before your period when you build a rico case on everyone you know

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

DL niggas always post they bitch after the gay allegations come out

[autist @litteralyme0]

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[Beefsteak 🐄 @ol_scarbrain]

The best description I’ve ever gotten over the phone at work was when I asked which paw a dog was having issues with and this guy said “passenger side, front paw”.

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

I love you Beyoncé

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Get the interior designers back on cocaine please

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

Me

[The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸 @B1TuckerCarlson]

Hey White culture, it’s me again 🤣🤣

[Tina Peeping @thegirlfather]

Charlie Kirk about to enter Hell gums first

[Ogg Vorbis @gotitatguineys]

Me watching every new angle of Charlie Kirk getting shot

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Clearly

[F @Lil_Sproles_xo]

It’s 9/10 don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for George W. Bush tonight