sam 🦦

fur mama

[BIG NDI 🦍 @_NdiMncadi]

Discernment is real. You can hear stuff that’s not being said! You can feel things in close proximity. You can detect a lie from miles away! Sometimes it feels like a blessing and a curse because that third eye be awake and sometimes it be the closest people to you. I know a lie,

[sam 🦦 @SimplySammers]

it’s better to be alone than be surrounded by people who make you feel lonely.

[waliu @idek_tb]

you deserve someone who can’t wait to talk to you, spend time with you, get to know you and fall in love with you. please stop settling for halfhearted, lukewarm, hesitant and indecisive. it’s so much better to be alone than to be with someone who makes you feel alone.

[sam 🦦 @SimplySammers]

How I been lately.

[jas @jjashole]

me when i hit my limit & go nonverbal

[sam 🦦 @SimplySammers]

Snapchat memories are a solid kick to the shins…. A razor scooter to the ankle

[RockWave @rockwavefm]

Bad Omens
"Like a villain"

[RockWave @rockwavefm]

Bad Omens
"Just Pretend"

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

itachi about to clear everyone in that parking lot OUT

[sam 🦦 @SimplySammers]

I’m not making it til midnight 😴 … which sucks cuz I was tryna eat grapes under the table 😪

[waliu @idek_tb]

If we dating u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence. Sometimes I just don’t talk. Sometimes I might just stare at u to admire what’s mine 🥴

[waliu @idek_tb]

Some of y'all dating to escape loneliness and that's why it don't work out

[sam 🦦 @SimplySammers]

Taught my boss how to sign “bitch” and he just signed off our call signing “bye bitch” 💀

[sam 🦦 @SimplySammers]

People are such a disappointment.

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

How it feels when u eat with someone who's always on their phone https://t.co/fOETGExJ0p

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Dating without the intention to get married is a total waste of time.

[sam 🦦 @SimplySammers]

Today felt so off.

[sam 🦦 @SimplySammers]

Sir why are you 35 and still trying to “figure out your dating goals” GOODBYE LMAO

[sam 🦦 @SimplySammers]

Not Erin making fun of me for watching The Grinch alone on a Friday night 😂

[sam 🦦 @SimplySammers]

1st place in the 4s tournament 🏐🫡