#Shilpilicious

Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes😄😃
#ViratKohliAdmirer 😘😍💏💕

[#Shilpilicious @SimplyShilpi_89]

A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction!

[wavynbrisk @TheDramaSam]

Stick to your colors and don't surprise the undeserving

[SHAWARMA 🌯 @TheShaemaKhan]

Offend hone walo ko khabar kya Joke n Troll Kya chiz hai 😂😂😂

[Virat Kohli @imVkohli]

What an innings by @ImHarmanpreet and a brilliant effort by the bowlers also so far.. #INDvAUS @BCCIWomen #ICCWomensWorldCup2017

[locha cat @yebhisahih]

Kuch logo ki zindgi Twitter
par logo ko Expose karne me
hi nikal jaani. 😐

[Chirag @csethi329]

Interviewer: So why shall we hire you?
Me : Relatives piche pade hoa h
" Hired" !

[venom @quirky_bunny]

Interviewer: So why shall we hire you?
Me: Because I want to be hired!!😓

[wavynbrisk @TheDramaSam]

Call it fate
Call it destiny
But something's are just meant to be and they are so

[venom @quirky_bunny]

I was a 'Universal Genius' but these tharkis remember me only for Monalisa.
-Leonardo da Vinci

[wavynbrisk @TheDramaSam]

Small people of a big hearted world try to burst your bubble

[Amita @amitanatverlal]

If you repeat "excuse me" very fast in the train or bus, it will sound like "squeeze me"...no?

[Artificially Intelligent @Lady_nishaaa]

"Be my aadhar" 😍😍
*Links to everything* 😛😛

[venom @quirky_bunny]

"If someone is disrespecting u deliberately, chew our special paan n spit on them. We guarantee good quality stains."

- Chaurasiya Panwala

[Amita @amitanatverlal]

Good morning everyone except those who love Mondays.

[locha cat @yebhisahih]

Padhai me bhi dimaag lagate
ho or phir yahan Twitter par b.
Rest diya karo isko bhi.😆
It's not mendetory to tweet
sense.Be like me.😎

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I was one of the first guys to say I was "thrilled" about a female Doctor Who & not one woman has sent me nudes yet. Fuck this site.

[#Shilpilicious @SimplyShilpi_89]

😂 https://t.co/oUVd5a7UGN

[Aw! Man @fabled_me]

@DefucktiveHumor Bhai pata nahi kyu lekin tera kutta dikhne me mujhe khargosh jaisa hi lagta hai 😐

[#Shilpilicious @SimplyShilpi_89]

Rather typing Bookmarks I typed and send Boobmarks 😂😂😂😂

[#Shilpilicious @SimplyShilpi_89]

A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction!

[#Shilpilicious @SimplyShilpi_89]

LOL

[wavynbrisk @TheDramaSam]

Trust and thrust ka hi to rona hai twitter pe