Brittany Simpkins

I am hilarious.

[Brittany Simpkins @SimplySimpkins]

@josh2butler #FAMOUS

[Rob Huebel @robhuebel]

Why do band-aids only come in "white person" color? That's racial.

[WhitePeoplesProblems @WhiteFolkProbs]

Sometimes that 30ft walk to the mailbox seems like a mile.

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

fellow #bsimp's #notalone http://t.co/f1EJmrsK

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

What do ducks smoke? Quack

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Mocking people in a voice they don't even have.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

*Last day of school* Normal people: "I'm going to miss you so much!" Me: "I hated you all."

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

If you never jumped from one couch to another to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood.

[Dookieshoes @Frankie_Sparks]

@SheanStrong I don't think we know each other, but when it comes to women, style, and interior decorating we may be the same person.

[Brittany Simpkins @SimplySimpkins]

The drummer in @mazezandmonsters is sooooooo hot!!! @JohnBiggs2 #ZZZZZZZZ #iwantashirt #drumsolo #throwmeadrumstick

[Titus Johnson @tituscjohnson]

Getting ready to see @JohnBiggs2 and @mazezandmonsters tear it up at @skycity in Augusta! Good luck buddy!

[Brittany Simpkins @SimplySimpkins]

“@WolfpackAlan: I look back at my life and regret the times I didn’t want to nap when I was a kid." @JohnBiggs2 Seems appropriate right now.

[Heather Bailey @HeatherAnneee_]

Now when I caught myself, I had to stop myself, from saying something that I should of never thought.

[AdventuringwithRBZ @tiffani_king]

“@DancerProbz: #10ThingsIGetAlot "Dance for me!" #DancerProbz” @KBheyy @SheanStrong @SimplySimpkins

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Dr. Seuss could've been the greatest rapper alive.

[Tim Brummel @timbrummel]

@averyjwright @talford1 Tyler just finds text message responses as an optional courtesy.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Quit my job working for Nike... Just couldn't do it anymore.

[Brittany Simpkins @SimplySimpkins]

@JohnBiggs2 That will be the day my friend. Remember when I went to Target for night lights and then Wal-Mart had them for $1? 😒

[Brittany Simpkins @SimplySimpkins]

@JohnBiggs2 That's almost as bad as not being able to do your homework at work because there's too much to do #whitepeopleproblems