Alexander Burton

Lover of Absurd humor, He/Him

[Honolulu Blues @HonoluluBlues_]

Dan Campbell should let Bates attempt a 70 yd FG when the Lions are blowing out the Jags late in the 4th.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Overturn Citizens United.

Billionaires cannot continue to buy elections in this country.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Biden taking one last aim at Florida while he still controls the Hurricane Machine

[Rep. Ro Khanna @RepRoKhanna]

My 5-point political reform plan will:

-Ban PAC & lobbyist money
-Ban stock trading by members of Congress
-Enact term limits for members of Congress and SCOTUS
-Ban members from ever becoming lobbyists
-Establish a judicial code of ethics

Let’s follow Maine’s lead and pass it.

[Spencer Raxter @Spenmorax]

The Detroit Lions really said….

#OnePride

[Han @_skywriting_]

The costco guys storming the white house when the tariffs hit:

[Keith Ellison @keithellison]

The DNC Chair can’t be a stepping stone for the ambitious. The chair MUST be a pragmatic idealistic executive who 1) understands the problems, 2) knows how to move an organization to reach further and higher than ever before.

[Exltd @Exal7ed]

This is as locked in as it gets

[ꕤ kaeden ꕤ @wandasitcoms]

everyone say thank you hela

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

I don't hate men. Frankly, they got some heavy hitters. Abraham Lincoln, Weird Al Yankovic

[Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz]

Zelensky hearing “HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT PEANUT” in the middle of a conversation about the survival of his country

[“paula” @paularambles]

the republicanism leaving tech bros’ bodies as soon as trump announces a 60% tariff on uniqlo

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Still making fun of JD Vance at his lowest point. God I love Tim Walz.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Colorado is libbing out in the mountains while setting up artillery emplacements

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

Moment of truth for this site’s greatest ever parlay.

[Paige❤️‍🔥 @bejeweledpaige]

Americans yearn for loveable nerds named Steve

[ModernGurlz @ModernGurlzz]

i’m not even kidding: world war 2

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Buenos días ☕️ this is the energy

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

good morning