Simpocalypse

PRONOUNS: school/shooter (yearbook/photographer)

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STOP ENGAGEMENT FARMING.

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@ChrissieMayr Hemorrhoids

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@LWCnewswire Doe, Woop, Lessons, Creation.
🤷🏼‍♂️

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@AnthonyCumia Ergo Office not Designer Gamer.

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@ElijahSchaffer I’m 43 and don’t look anywhere close to this old.

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@ElijahSchaffer Because time is passing faster than we are aging due to CERN bifurcation of our original timeline which also caused the Mandela Effect, and other unintended consequences.

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@realjuliasong I wish you would

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

From an amazing Michael Crichton talk:

“Media carries with it a credibility that is totally undeserved. You have all experienced this, in what I call the Murray Gell-Mann Amnesia effect. (I refer to it by this name because I once
discussed it with Murray Gell-Mann, and by dropping a famous name I imply greater importance to myself, and to the effect, than it would otherwise have.)

Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article
on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the
article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues.
Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward—reversing cause and effect. I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them.

In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page,
and forget what you know.

That is the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect. I'd point out it does not operate in other arenas of life. In ordinary life, if somebody consistently exaggerates or lies to you, you soon discount everything
they say. In court, there is the legal doctrine of falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus, which means untruthful in one part, untruthful in all. But when it comes to the media, we believe against
evidence that it is probably worth our time to read other parts of the paper.”

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@RickyDoggin Miss who?

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

Breaking news: @elonmusk has developed a new energy breakthrough to power his EV vehicles.

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@KEEMSTAR Pure caine…definitely less harmful

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@PrisonPlanet So…cured then?

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@KEEMSTAR Convincing us to lose faith in the system is what they want.

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@TheQuartering Bah, naysayers gonna naysay, bro.

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@Alex_zedra They track and cross-reference using your metadata. Like the monster in “It Follows” it won’t stop tracking you once you’ve been banned, no matter what device you are on. Every friend and family member will be flagged. The only way to circumvent is all new ISP, devices, etc.

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@Travis_in_Flint They just need to get laid and deprogrammed by a big tiddy goth domme mommy. Manhood: Discovered, Bloodshed: Averted

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@TheQuartering Great AI rendering, is that Dalle-3?

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

Name the boy band!?

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@pearlythingz As a black woman, let me tell you white women are the enders of civilization.

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@TheQuartering Lookin good bro, keep up the good work! Can’t wait to see you and the wifey crank out some Quarterlings™️
(you know, before the world ends)

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@DimaZeniuk @Starlink @elonmusk How!?!?