Jordan Simpson

He/Him

[🖤 @chrisisclueless]

The three pillars of American cuisine are
• Soul food
• Mexican food (specifically Californian)
• Chinese food

[Jordan Simpson @SimpsonJordan97]

@thetattooedsimp 🥵

[Jordan Simpson @SimpsonJordan97]

Met a cute guy at the gym and I can’t remember his name 😩😖

[Audra McDonalds Oscar Campaign Manager @_AllThatJaz]

Eveyone watch this you’re welcome

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

WHICH HALF YOU WANT, @theestallion ?

[Tre James @TiricoHairline]

Them fake ass Christians turned on KevOnStage FAST.

Kev: I got love for LGBTQ

"Christians": MAN, FUCK YOU!

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

How quickly I spill all the tea to my best friend

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Tamera Mowry got ran off Threads in less than 24 hours.
— That’s messy!

Tina Campbell getting a divorce.
— Thats messy!

Erica Campbell announced a 25 year vow renewal the day after Tina Campbell’s divorce announcement.
— That’s messy too!

[m. @_ctrlmj]

Janine

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

LA residents saying goodbye to people going to Coachella today:

[claire rowden @clx1re]

me: 2026 is going to be my year
me, three months in:

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

TLC stands for Trump Loving Coons.

Don’t go chasing Republicans.

[John A. Douglas @J0hnADouglas]

Harry and Dumbledore whipping up some Purple Drank for Snape

[Jordan Simpson @SimpsonJordan97]

And raven was absolutely right

[໊ @buffys]

oh to be the cheeks michael b jordan is victory clapping tonight

[Robert Daniels @812filmreviews]

Insanity.

[Roukshiestypt2 @BeenHim16]

Why He lowkey look like spongebob’s mom?

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Raven having a modeling battle with a model 😭

[Rianᵀˢ @riancardd]

queria chegar cansado do trabalho e ter um marido pra me receber assim