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Cynical, Sarcastic, Sardonic, Bastard that believes Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

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@overlandertheb1

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@RangersBear55 He will be released with time served

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Very good point raised by @ZiaYusufUK

The culprits who attacked officers in Southampton have been sentenced one week later. One for 2 years & 4 months.

When BLM activists threw the Colston statue in the river. Nobody went to prison.

This is two-tier justice we’re angry about.

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@Monkeyjunk11

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@AvonandsomerRob No

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@InsideLucysHead 🤣🤣🤣

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I am truly perplexed that so many people are against mosques being built...

I think it should be the goal of every Western Society to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus mosques should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side an off-licence called "Morehammered."

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others.

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@bagshaw2112 🪑

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@Monkeyjunk11

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

You’re not trying to protect children.

You’re going to ban them from any news source except state approved propaganda until they are sixteen.

Then once you have brainwashed them for their entire young life, you are going to give them the vote.

Chairman Mao would be proud.

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@WingsScotland Peter Murrell is not going to be jailed for long.

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Where has the Starmer rent boy story gone?
Repost this to keep the story going !!!

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@newshacksreboot And money

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Look at the numbers.

The original court papers accused Murrell of embezzling about £459,000 from the SNP; by the time he pled guilty, that figure had been cut to just over £400,000 and more than 700 items worth roughly £58,735 had been removed from the charge sheet.

A Scottish legal source told The Times and others that these deleted items – including women’s cosmetics, hair products, Nike women’s sportswear, Sloggi briefs, Val McDermid novels and other things obviously connected to Sturgeon – can no longer be seized.

Pro‑Union campaigners have noticed that the missing £59k suspiciously matches Murrell’s outstanding “loan” to the SNP, and suggest his lawyers argued he “couldn’t embezzle his own money” – effectively rebadging stolen goods as repayment to himself.

The result?

A plea bargain that shrank the official embezzlement total and fenced off a pile of items that appear to have directly benefited the former first minister.

So when Sturgeon tells cameras she had “no knowledge or suspicion whatsoever” that personal items were bought with SNP funds, remember the legal choreography that conveniently leaves those personal items in her orbit while donors and members are left with the bill.

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@bagshaw2112

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@AvonandsomerRob Your government

[Lembit Öpik @lembitopik]

Labour Minister David Lammy made the ludicrous statement: “equality doesn’t mean treating everyone the same.” Such a stupid man shouldn’t be in politics

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@rj_abel Charles

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@JohnSwinney @ScotlandNT Behave ya bellend, it's no started yet, but your expenses tab has.