Mitch Simulation McConnell

Mitch is the name obstruction is my game (fake account for academic purposes!)

[Mitch Simulation McConnell @SimulationMitch]

https://t.co/jvzLV7owNu

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

We adjourned early because @schumer420 needed to skii-- but who cares about children separated from their parents, right?

[Mitch Simulation McConnell @SimulationMitch]

@Fake_Klobuchar @TedSimulation *will

[Mitch Simulation McConnell @SimulationMitch]

@Fake_Klobuchar @TedSimulation I Weill speak for Cruz in saying that he agrees with you; however, my colleagues in the Judicial committee were confused because they have no relation to a “J Pitney” and also felt their constituents would feel the same

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS THE PARTY OF THE AMERICAN DREAM!

[Mitch Simulation McConnell @SimulationMitch]

@TedSimulation @CMCJeffMerkley @GOP @CMCJeffMerkley If our conversation gave you the impression that i was encouraging to stall legislation for frivolous reasons you are horribly wrong. I encouraged my Republican colleaugues to push legislation that is brought up in an acceptable manner and to also demand this.

[Mitch Simulation McConnell @SimulationMitch]

@TedSimulation @CMCJeffMerkley @GOP I support my Republlican Colleaugues in the Judicial Committee in standing for the respect of our Veterans. Too many American politicians ignore political decorum to advance their partisan agendas at the worst possible times.

[Mitch Simulation McConnell @SimulationMitch]

@BookercommaCory Your presumption would be correct. Your people may reach out to my people for this match of bipartisanship.

[Mitch Simulation McConnell @SimulationMitch]

Isreal is an important ally and I'll continue to fight this systematic obstruction so we can continue standing, together to confront regional challenges, together for the peace and security we deserve, and together to rid anti-Semitic hate and violence.

[Mitch Simulation McConnell @SimulationMitch]

The Foreign Relations chairman refuses to take up my piece of legislation regarding antisemitism and Israeli Sovereignty over Golan Heights. (1)

[Mitch Simulation McConnell @SimulationMitch]

I'm afraid if we do not introduce this bill to the floor and If we do not unite to take action against this growing tide of anti-Semitism and anti-Israel sentiment, we will live to regret what our politics become. (3)

[Vice President Mike Pence Archived @VP45]

Thank you, @senatemajldr & @SenateGOP! For 2 yrs, Senate Democrats have taken obstruction to an unprecedented level. They've tried to deny the will of the American people by keeping @POTUS from filling his Admin w/ good people who want to serve. No longer! https://t.co/w9E6MlsNDv

[Mitch Simulation McConnell @SimulationMitch]

Tonight in the Foreign Relations committee we recognize the service of every veteran who has served with honour and courage. We extend thanks to every man and woman in uniform. And we especially pay tribute to those who gave their lives for their country.

[FAKE Sen. Jim Risch @FAKEJimRisch]

Live from the Foreign Relations Committee: two outstanding veterans speak to their experiences fighting in the Middle East. Thank you both for your service, Sergeant Kapoor and Sergeant Army.

[Mitch Simulation McConnell @SimulationMitch]

@BookercommaCory Today, Senator Booker, I picked up your shoes as an act of bipartisanship. I hope this can inspire your actions in the Senate Judicial Committee.

[FAKE Sen. Jim Risch @FAKEJimRisch]

I hope the Dems practice as they preach this week and save REAL LIVES. Our legislation will do just that.

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

Really enjoying the entertainment that AOC and @BookercommaCory are providing on #AprilFoolsDay

[FAKE Sen. Jim Risch @FAKEJimRisch]

Nothing but respect for my colleague, Senator Joni Ernst @fakejoniernst

[Mitch Simulation McConnell @SimulationMitch]

@TedSimulation @CMCJeffMerkley @fakejoniernst I was a witness to this statement and this is exactly why we’re asking for more representation within the Senate! Bipartisanship is a political necessity and I hope the Democrats keep that in mind during this coming week.

[Ted Simulation Cruz @TedSimulation]

@CMCJeffMerkley I apologize for my gaffe, Sen Merkley; excuse me for being taken aback by the statement that you made, with @SimulationMitch and @fakejoniernst as witness: “I support bipartisanship when it’s not about coordinating legislation with the other-side.” #partisanship