Cory "The Simulation" Booker

U.S. Senator from New Jersey and Democratic candidate for president. Let's channel our common pain into a common purpose! Together we will win. [FAKE]

[Cory "The Simulation" Booker @BookercommaCory]

@JudySpags This account is not active and not affiliated with Sen. Booker. You can reach out to one of his district offices located in Newark and Camden, both of which are listed here: https://t.co/plMoNMMknF

Wishing you the safety and security during this difficult time. ❤️

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

So nice of you to stop by our HQ for Halloween, @CoryBooker!

[Jaimie Ding @j_dingdingding]

#DemDebate thoughts:

- amy klobuchar said something i said when i was amy klobuchar :’)
- beto needs a better make-up artist
- tulsi just wiped tim ryan
- booker = @IttaiSopher
- i don’t recognize a lot of these candidates lol

[Cory "The Simulation" Booker @BookercommaCory]

Seems familiar... #simulation

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

The Trump administration posted an unsearchable pdf of the Mueller report so it would be harder for you to read.

We made it easier. Here’s a searchable version: https://t.co/0QWPT5IQVP

[Cory "The Simulation" Booker @BookercommaCory]

@FAKE_LinZGraham Honestly good

[Fake Amy Klobuchar @Fake_Klobuchar]

Most importantly, Congress must see the FULL UNREDACTED REPORT!

[Sen. Cory Booker @SenBooker]

Great news! Violence Against Women Reauthorization Act includes our bill to reform how women are treated behind bars + close egregious loophole that allows federal law enforcement officers to claim consent as a defense when accused of sexually assaulting someone in their custody.

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

On this day 51 years ago, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated. Today, we must radically embrace his legacy the same way he radically pushed this country to embrace justice. We must dream again.

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

It looks like the NRA heard us loud and clear. But its positions are tired, and the movement to take it down will not be discouraged. https://t.co/vO1yolAQS7

[Cory "The Simulation" Booker @BookercommaCory]

“And I will show mercy to anyone whom I want to show mercy. But you can not see my face, because no one can see me and live”

[Cory "The Simulation" Booker @BookercommaCory]

Are selfie sticks allowed in the judiciary? Might have to double check Roberts Rules

[Cory "The Simulation" Booker @BookercommaCory]

Colleagues, place your bets!

[Mitch Simulation McConnell @SimulationMitch]

@BookercommaCory Your presumption would be correct. Your people may reach out to my people for this match of bipartisanship.

[Cory "The Simulation" Booker @BookercommaCory]

I love my Republican colleagues so deeply, and I know they will hear this call that NOW is the time to act!

[Cory "The Simulation" Booker @BookercommaCory]

I offer my services to people as well! https://t.co/Pd0AiaRNju

[Fake Rand Paul CMC @CmcFake]

Cory Booker may save elephants... I save people. Weak!

[Sen. Patrick Leahy @SenatorLeahy]

Clean water should be a given in every community. It’s NOT acceptable that the President continues to push his #DirtyWaterRule and roll back crucial safeguards that allow Vermonters to fish, swim, and drink water without fear.

[Fake Amy Klobuchar @Fake_Klobuchar]

Since it’s #EqualPayDay, I’d like to celebrate all my hardworking colleagues ❤️ @fakefeinstein1 @fake_hirono @fakeKamalaH @fakejoniernst

[Cory "The Simulation" Booker @BookercommaCory]

I presume this is an invitation to a 1-1 between myself and the esteemed minority leader whom i love dearly and deeply. Two words: IT’S ON!

[Mitch Simulation McConnell @SimulationMitch]

@BookercommaCory Today, Senator Booker, I picked up your shoes as an act of bipartisanship. I hope this can inspire your actions in the Senate Judicial Committee.

[Senator Feinstein @fakefeinstein1]

I would like to remind everyone that @BookercommaCory is a hero who saved a woman from a fire and a dog from the cold. That's what a real leader looks like.

[Cory "The Simulation" Booker @BookercommaCory]

I'd like to thank my esteemed colleague from South Carolina for the concern. I always play basketball with my Democratic colleagues before SOTU and I had little time to change into more formal footwear. I'd like to thank my colleagues for their concern on these crucial matters.