Sarah Rose

Lumbering through life like a great polyester dinosaur. I also collect and tell stories 📚

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

It’s time for Twitter to become part of the Metaverse.

“That’s a monopoly.”

No, it’s a cinematic universe, let it happen.

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

Periodically, I’m tempted to get back on Twitter.

Then I actually open it.

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

I now feed birds, do a daily crossword, and complain when things are “too sweet.” At 25, I’m already my grandmother.

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

My toxic trait is getting snacks to eat while watching a movie, then finishing them all during the first trailer.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Typing “kind regards”, pausing for a moment to consider just how livid you are… and then savagely deleting the “kind”.

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In honor of Miss Havisham I will be wearing one outfit forever and causing problems on purpose from the comfort of my own home

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

Going to start representing myself as an “inside source” to tabloids, so I can generate headlines like this:

BREAKING: John Mulaney’s ferret groomer says Mulaney’s insistence on naming his child Ferrets Wheel caused strain on his relationship with Olivia Munn

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

What I miss the most about movie theaters is going to a Marvel movie and then watching as people leave before the credits scene. How do they not know? Do they not care? Such abandon!

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

@JocelynNielson Thank you so much! I hope you’re having a great week 💜

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

Research help needed! Which of the following Jane Austen novels you think is the best? I’d also love to hear more of your thoughts on why, and I’d extra love it if you could share this. Thank you! 💜

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

.@JocelynNielson here’s the Jane Austen survey I mentioned earlier this week! Thank you so much again 💜

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

I have a lot of thoughts on Jane Austen’s work. I also kind of love surveys. If you do too, please participate in my brief Jane Austen survey! As a bonus, I’ll send some printable bookmarks as a thank you 💜 https://t.co/nmXAenNKpc

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

@JocelynNielson Thank you so much! 💜 I will!

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

@JocelynNielson Thank you so much! I will definitely be taking you up on that. Always excited to make a new Austen friend 💜 I’m actually working on a slightly longer survey (about 5-6 questions) on this topic. Could I share with you when it’s done?

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

@JocelynNielson This is how I feel! I’m going to be arguing in favor of Persuasion as her greatest story, even though it’s often overshadowed. Thanks so much for sharing - very helpful! 💜

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

“I read somewhere” = “I probably saw this on Instagram or Twitter but don’t want to say that.”

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

@kenzierose1218 THANK YOU. Just running out of things to get outraged about, I guess 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sarah Rose @SincerelySarahR]

Husband just referred to the Amazon Alexa as “Jeff Bezos in a box in your living room” so now I really don’t want one.