Leia Organa NOT Solo

Former Princess. Senator. Diplomat. Spy. Warrior. Undercover Agent. General. And newly single!

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

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[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

@SoVerySolo U can ask him for a new one when you bump into him-I hear he's sleeping in his ship too since HIS ex threw his worthless ass out

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

Satisfaction, thy other name is "Shredding All The Ex-Husband's Signed Smashball Posters."

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

Secret confession:I've kept the "Prissy" and "Annoyingly Officious" sliders in Threepio's Settings screen maxed for years just to annoy Han.

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

Winter asked me what I intend to do if I should find myself missing Han. My answer: work on improving my aim.
And they say I don't do jokes!

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

That pilot, Doe, was staring at me again this morning. Did I forget to put my buns up or something?

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

@SoVerySolo If money is all you love then that's what you'll recei-no,you know what?SCREW that! GREAT lawyer,clear abandonment.Not one cent!

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

@wrarebit He has relatives. Zorba and I are actually on decent terms these days. He's got the palace, why not spring for the decorations?

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

@wrarebit @LandosHere @KyloR3n @VeryLonelyLuke @SoVerySolo He gave me a kichen.
Way to set the cause of galactic feminism back a generation.

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

@SoVerySolo @LandosHere I control Death Squads you know. Actual Death Squads, with actual death.

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

@LandosHere @SoVerySolo SHUT UP LANDO

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

@SoVerySolo those "murderbears" bought me a new dress; YOU OTOH just used the opportunity to push for "our one chance to do it outdoors."

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

One of the junior pilots, Boe or Joe Somebody, was staring this morning.
Impudent but I kind of liked it.
Might have to find Joe some work.

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

@LandosHere @KyloR3n @VeryLonelyLuke …And whip up some goddamn REBELLION! #realgriltalk #resistance

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

@LandosHere @KyloR3n @VeryLonelyLuke Ah. I see the men are talking about Consequential Things. I’ll just get back in the kitchen, shall I?

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

0900-Senate Prep
1100-Org Mtg,Rstnc Agst 1st Ordr
1300-Lunch w Winter
...this royal lady needs a husband like a dianoga needs an airspeeder!

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

@SoVerySolo I hate you.

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

@SoVerySolo Lando is a perfect gentleman,perfectly clean, & here as a friend. Hell,he's HERE. I'll thank you not to talk about him that way.

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

Thank the Force Lando is here tonight. I really needed a shoulder to cry on.

A strong, shapely, nicely caped shoulder.

[Leia Organa NOT Solo @SingleWhiteLeia]

@SoVerySolo I sincerely hope you fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova. #laserbrain