Separated Solo

Card player, gambler, scoundrel. I like me. #StarWars #TheForceAwakens

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

Drama.

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

Hey @Hellmans I'm beggin' ya: #BringBackCLAMONAISE. That sweet sweet clammy taste simply has no equal!

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

Cloud visualization, desktop-style: this rubberband ball totally resembles Rodin's "The Thinker"...

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

Identity theft problems.Buncha losers claimin to be Single Me.
Had a guy in the bar ask me to prove I was the real deal
So I shot him first.

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

@SingleWhiteLeia WHAT NOT THE RIP CALKIN, HE MADE IT OUT TO ME HIMSELF!!!!

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

No, Mr. Street Guy, I do NOT want to look at an Alliance Association of Retired Persons brochure.

Get lost before you scare off the chicks.

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

Walkin around Mos Eisley, just saw a Jawa with an iPhone. Artisanal coffee joints. Ponda Baba runs a gallery.

My God I hate gentrification.

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

@ClassicStarWars remember when we ALL used to call Tusken Raiders "sandpeople" without a second thought? Now you get called a damn racist...

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

Awwww, yer kiddin' me-

SHE CUT OFF MY GALACTICBANK CREDIT CARD

...poodoo, guess I'm gonna have ta rent out Chewie ta pay fer breakfast.

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

@LandosHere I've got a bad feeling about this.

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

@SingleWhiteLeia That's fine Sweetheart,I got a confession too:'fore we left,I emailed yer drunk Life Day vid to TMZ
https://t.co/We0bsoEKyF

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

It was "some rescue".
The ship was "that thing".
My best friend was a "walking carpet."

This was SO the pattern for a marriage bein' set.

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

@LandosHere @SingleWhiteLeia I dunno, the last "respectable" biz referral I took from you ended up with me as somebody's wall decoration...

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

@SingleWhiteLeia Palimony! I know Ole Bail didn't keep his credits in GRDIC accounts on Alderaan. I'm gettin' me a good Toydarian lawyer.

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

@SingleWhiteLeia and after Alderaan went kaplooie who'd you live with while going to general school? I'm looking to get what's mine, sister!

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

@SingleWhiteLeia Remember, your highness, I gave up a very lucrative smuggling career to ferry your behind around the galaxy...

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

I use these compartments for smuggling. I never thought I'd be snuggling myself to sleep in them. This is ridiculous. #LonelySolo

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

@SingleWhiteLeia @wrarebit @LandosHere @KyloR3n @VeryLonelyLuke Ha, if only Galactic Feminism had ever learned how not to burn the steaks...

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

@SingleWhiteLeia @LandosHere Ol' pal I'll put it this way: with the phrases "she expressed her true feelings for me" and "the south passage"

[Separated Solo @SoVerySolo]

@SingleWhiteLeia #SorryNotSorry